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wait-for-the-bus

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Dec 14, 2021
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If you could order up a CTB at a Starbucks: would you?

My answer a very clear yes. Anything that makes it easier would be welcomed.
 
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Endoflifecomestoall

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Oct 31, 2021
120
Sn Latte?
 
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BeansOfRequirement

BeansOfRequirement

Man-child, loser, autistic, etc.
Jan 26, 2021
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Good morning, hmm, let's see... I'll take the cyanide croissant with extra SN and a cup of N-uccino.
 
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FuneralCry

FuneralCry

Just wanting some peace
Sep 24, 2020
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I do not like tea or coffee, I think SN would probably taste better than that.
 
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cambrai33

Traveller
Nov 3, 2021
386
Can't stand Starbucks and anyway the queue would be impossible
 
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Chinaski

Chinaski

Arthur Scargill appreciator
Sep 1, 2018
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I personally boycott Starbucks for a number of virtue-signally reasons which, in the context of this thread, makes me a goddam pro life asshole.
 
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cambrai33

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Nov 3, 2021
386
I personally boycott Starbucks for a number of virtue-signally reasons which, in the context of this thread, makes me a goddam pro life asshole.
You are being watched!
 
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wait-for-the-bus

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Dec 14, 2021
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I am glad there is still humour here
 
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Smart No More

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May 5, 2021
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I don't like to line the pockets of the likes of Star Bucks but in this case I might be able to push myself to buy a pack of salt 'N' vinegar crisps.
 
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ket

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Dec 18, 2021
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sure, i'd love to see how they burn my suicide.
 
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Talvikki

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Nov 18, 2021
830
CTB at Starbucks would probably be more expensive than buying n from the mexicans.
 
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Julgran

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Dec 15, 2021
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When ordering the coffee, would the nice miss or sir ask "Would you like some rope with that?". Then they could say "Ha! Got you! Just hang in there and relax while I prepare your coffee, dear customer!" :wink:

As to your genuine question - meaning if there was a walk-in place that offered end-of-life services nearby - I would sign up.
 
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Noctis

Noctis

I wish I'd done it years ago
Dec 15, 2021
308
"Great! So I've got an instant suicide with no pain. That'll be $28,540.97; are you paying with cash or card?"

"Ugh. I gotta stop coming here. I could make this at home for a fraction of the cost."
 
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wait-for-the-bus

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Dec 14, 2021
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"Great! So I've got an instant suicide with no pain. That'll be $28,540.97; are you paying with cash or card?"

"Ugh. I gotta stop coming here. I could make this at home for a fraction of the cost."
I am sure they would say - you will need to pay that in advance!
 
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