if you became a ghost after death, who would you haunt?

[degeneratewaste]

this question is inspired by the chat room here. if you became a ghost after death, who would you haunt? how would you haunt them? would you fuck with them, or help them? or would you not haunt anyone at all?

I'll start. I would haunt my dad, by turning all the pictures in his picture frames upside down, because he has no photos of me or my biological siblings, yet plenty of his new wife, step-daughters, and step-grandchildren.

 

[Deleted member 23374]

Everyone, mercilessly.

 

[ecmnesia]

I'd haunt pro-lifers, no specific one

 

[woxihuanni]

My husband, of course. I would haunt him with my smile that he destroyed, not with all the torture he inflicted. Every time he enters a kitchen, he would see me turning to him with a smile and my hands in dough. Every time he gets in bed, he would feel my embrace. His own words to me would replay every time in his ears: Your touch is too right, you smell too right, we will be the doom of each other.

And every time he had anything to do with the Abomination, I would let him see her as she really is: A parasite that never allowed him to live.

S., read that book, Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell. I mentioned it to you when ww first met. Recognise the halls you wander.

Read the Night Circus and Ludd in the Mist again. Remember the bloody coconuts...

And say hi to my friend Arcturus, and to Sirius that I am sorry I could not meet him. Watch out for the asteroid in nine years. Take my ashes to our lake, to Glorneand, to Dla, to the waterfall pool where the dragonflies danced.

 

[Symbiote]

I'd haunt pro-lifers, no specific one

Come back and claim yourself as Jesus. Proceed to make victims into a social pariah.

 

[Ghost2211]

I would just watch over my children. I would never give my ex the pleasure of the company of my ghost.

 

[Symbiote]

You don't want me to come back as a ghost. I'll be the Loki of all ghosts. A well placed mousetrap on a pedo's balls while they're asleep. Turning wine into blood during communion. Morph into Joe Biden and get touchy-feely with some pro-life Trump supporters.

 

[VivaldiBR]

Jair Bolsonaro and everyone in his Government.

 

[Brick In The Wall]

I'm already haunting this forum!

 

[Futile]

Being a ghost would be the most boring shit ever, even living this life in an eternal loop would be better

 

[Silenos]

would you fuck with them

Would fuck you tbh.

 

[degeneratewaste]

Would fuck you tbh.

would fuck you in return, tbh.

 

[Lilacmoon]

Would fuck you tbh.

would fuck you in return, tbh.

dont forget meeeeeeeeeee aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[Deleted member 17949]

I'd haunt someone's ass and make it constantly itchy tbh

 

[Lilacmoon]

I'd haunt someone's ass and make it constantly itchy tbh

bruh get out of my ass

 

[Mellowmood]

I would fuck blacksalami

 

[degeneratewaste]

I'd haunt someone's ass and make it constantly itchy tbh

anyone in particular? epic haunt tbh

 

[Deleted member 17949]

bruh get out of my ass

holy water enema tbh

 

[sadworld]

I would haunt @Lilacmoon for sure. And I'd love to fuck @MiseryLovesMyCompany while being a ghost, that would be hot ngl

 

[Deleted member 17949]

anyone in particular? epic haunt tbh

Element of surprise

 

[Lilacmoon]

holy water enema tbh

holy hand grenade tbh make me a ghost too

I would haunt @Lilacmoon for sure. And I'd love to fuck @MiseryLovesMyCompany while being a ghost, that would be hot ngl

i'll meet you at the field to drink ghost alcohol

 

[Silenos]

holy water enema tbh

Based and brownpilled.

 

[degeneratewaste]

Based and brownpilled.

time to self ban

 

[MiseryLovesMyCompany]

I'd fuck all of you ngl.

 

[Lilacmoon]

I'd fuck all of you ngl.

except me because i'd be doing the fucking not gonna ngl

 

[sadworld]

I'd fuck all of you ngl.

that escalated quickly ngl

 

[Deleted member 17949]

I'd fuck all of you ngl.

holy water lube

 

[Ghost2211]

I like where this is going.

 

[Lilacmoon]

I like where this is going.

join in ;)

 

[degeneratewaste]

I'd fuck all of you ngl.

I am waiting. B)