If McDonalds had a collaboration with SaSu which merchandise would they give to their products?

[noname223]

Of course that's a joke question. I assume this would be pretty bad for the brand. But make it real no matter how bad the press gonna get. Amazon survived it too....

Maybe a plush from the Grim Reaper, "fortune cookies" with death messages, maybe Squidwards grave with "Here lies my hope and dreams."

I ran out of jokes way too early...

There was one joke I didn't dare to make...

 

[EndlessRage]

Of course that's a joke question. I assume this would be pretty bad for the brand. But make it real no matter how bad the press gonna get. Amazon survived it too....

Maybe a plush from the Grim Reaper, "fortune cookies" with death messages, maybe Squidwards grave with "Here lies my hope and dreams."

I ran out of jokes way too early...

A last meal combo perhaps

 

[CarbonBased]

I think it would be just their average food but with a speck of cyanide

 

[Lost in a Dream]

How about fries seasoned with SN? I would eat those!

 

[mjolnir]

Unhappy Meal

 

[FoxSauce]

Lol would be maybe a rope and razor blades

Or! Like cyanide pills (idk if thats a thing)

Maybe a little toy would be a coffin.

Idk

 

[unkown00]

A McRope, McNitrite, or a McNitrogen Tank with every Unhappy Meal.

 

[LongJacks]

xD

 

[tiramisu]

a salt shaker labeled "sodium nitrite" would actually be funny.

 

[Cauliflour]

An empty cup with the label "hopes and dreams"

 

[ihateittoo]

nembutal flavored milkshake, and the toy is a mini exit bag toy with the gas tank and everything

 

[HNR_]

Sprite with SN in it and call it SNite, double pun

 

[Passenger4224]

I love this question LOL

I think they would include McCat memes from @Pluto as the toy that goes with an Unhappy Meal.

Other than that, I agree with everything @unkown00 said. Maybe there would also be a burger called the McOverdose, with the highest calories of any burger.

 

[Pluto]

 

[DonLockwood]

A toy bus with your 'Unhappy Meal'