I messed up...

[dreamfloat]

I'm a big dumb idiot and I browsed this website on my company's wifi. They called me and met with me since it's on their blocked list of websites and said they're concerned. Now lots of people in IT and HR (guy who talked to me mentioned HR reached out to him) probably know I visit this website, lol. Don't be an idiot like me, don't use your company wifi to visit this site.

 

[final_countdown12]

At least wasnt pornograph lol
Tell HR that due to your salary conditions you are depressed and somehow visited Sasu. And then ask for a 50% salary raise otherwise you will keep visiting SaSu and will blame your company in case of any fatality

 

[wisteria3]

Oh no... at least the response will be sympathetic, not disciplinary. Personally I would not put blame on the company unless they're actually treating you poorly. If you want it to go away, maybe say you are passively but not actively suicidal and have discussed with a professional (if you have a therapist)? Or say you are trying to help struggling people who visit the website, since you've been in their position but overcome it? I don't know, I think the best "lie" is one that is also semi-truthful

 

[dreamfloat]

Oh no... at least the response will be sympathetic, not disciplinary. Personally I would not put blame on the company unless they're actually treating you poorly. If you want it to go away, maybe say you are passively but not actively suicidal and have discussed with a professional (if you have a therapist)? Or say you are trying to help struggling people who visit the website, since you've been in their position but overcome it? I don't know, I think the best "lie" is one that is also semi-truthful

Thanks for your suggestions! I already met with the guy (a nurse I think? Our company has a health and wellness department) so a bit too late, I said I was passively suicidal and didn't have any plans (which is mostly true, I was a little more committed before than I am now)