I knew it

[Werewolf.]

Last night, my mom told me something about before I was born that I thought I would share with you guys. Apparently, it was days or weeks past the due date and I still hadn't entered this world. Because of this, the doctor or nurse said "It seems like the baby doesn't want to be born". Unborn me was so incredibly smart, I'm quite pleased to know that even back then I knew I didn't want to be here. That I would only be here to suffer endlessly. Too bad I couldn't prevent it. I wish unborn me strangled himself with the umbilical cord.

 

[FuneralCry]

I wish that I could have prevented my existence more than anything, me being born was such a terrible thing. All life is completely unnecessary and we were all perfectly fine not existing until we were forced to live. I see life as being only suffering and there is no limit as to how bad things can get. It does seem like a lot of us were brought into this world just to suffer, it is horrifying to think of all the pain that exists in this world. I envy those who are gone.

 

[locked*n*loaded]

Ha. That's rich. Really good. Got another one for you. Except opposite. It seems that for some dumbass reason, and this is the story of my life, although I'm highly intelligent, really, but for some dumbass reason, I must have wanted to be here. It seems that not even a condom could stop the sperm 1/2 of me from reaching the other 1/2 of me in my mom's egg and getting together with it. Apparently, that's where my fuckups all started. I guess that means I have NO ONE to blame but myself for being here, huh? Ain't that a hoot!

 

[SuicidallyCurious]

If anyone has seen the meme "you were born a winner" where it shows the one lucky sperm out of millions or whatever , they should twist the meme for those who want to CTB. Meme should be captioned "what I would have paid to been the loser" Or something

 

[GongLiFang]

Last night, my mom told me something about before I was born that I thought I would share with you guys. Apparently, it was days or weeks past the due date and I still hadn't entered this world. Because of this, the doctor or nurse said "It seems like the baby doesn't want to be born". Unborn me was so incredibly smart, I'm quite pleased to know that even back then I knew I didn't want to be here. That I would only be here to suffer endlessly. Too bad I couldn't prevent it. I wish unborn me strangled himself with the umbilical cord.

Honestly I feel the same, I found out my delivery was two-three times longer than all of my siblings and the most painful one as well. I would like to join the "unborn me knew what was coming" gang.