12_Years_Late

12_Years_Late

“May it please you.” — Ben Pollack
Jun 19, 2023
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There, I said it. There has not been a millisecond in my entire life where I cared about sporting events or anything like that. In fact, my mind is completely incapable of processing the rules of any sporting game. It cannot follow them. The rules of baseball are so difficult for me to comprehend I cannot even understand it.

I don't care about any games on television. They're all fast blurry images in my mind.

I will never understand how society and the average person is interested in 59 billion sporting events when a simple table tennis game looks like an advanced math equation to me.