Help I fumbled. What should i explain SN as?

[lamy's sacred sleep]

Ordered SN.
Accidentally made a big deal of it (IT'S ARRIVING TODAY ).
Now it's suspicious.

What could I say to make the SN seem normal and not at all suspicious?

 

[Apokryphiel]

Oh shoot, I'm not sure. Do you like chemistry?

 

[unscrewedmoon999]

It's used in meat curing - maybe you're trying to make beef jerky?

 

[Rymrgand]

Do you need to explain it to your family? I thought about saying, if I really need to explain to someone (maybe a public servant?), that I have plans to prepare my own meat and such, because I have a friend who knows about that kind of things (a lie, of course). If that someone is something like a coworker or a flatmate and they don't know what is coming, I would simply say that it's personal, they know how to care about their own business.

It probably depends of how much information they have already, how much authority and/or love they have over you. It's not the same to explain it to a stranger than to your mother

 

[lamy's sacred sleep]

Do you need to explain it to your family? I thought about saying, if I really need to explain to someone (maybe a public servant?), that I have plans to prepare my own meat and such, because I have a friend who knows about that kind of things (a lie, of course). If that someone is something like a coworker or a flatmate and they don't know what is coming, I would simply say that it's personal, they know how to care about their own business.

It probably depends of how much information they have already, how much authority and/or love they have over you. It's not the same to explain it to a stranger than to your mother

yeah,
im gonna read up on curing meats.

 

[Korben0]

Courtesy of Microsoft's Copilot:

Sodium nitrite is a versatile compound with a range of applications:

1. It's commonly used as a preservative in processed meats like bacon and sausages to prevent bacterial growth and maintain color.
2. It plays a role in metal treatment, finishing, and as a heat transfer medium in various industrial processes.
3. Can be used as an antidote for cyanide poisoning and has potential benefits in treating certain vascular conditions.
4. It's a precursor in the synthesis of dyes, pesticides, and pharmaceuticals.

Sounds too late for the OP, but one option for others is to say you ordered it by mistake or that you were sent the wrong item.

 

[lamy's sacred sleep]

Coursey of Microsoft's Copilot:

Sodium nitrite is a versatile compound with a range of applications:

1. It's commonly used as a preservative in processed meats like bacon and sausages to prevent bacterial growth and maintain color.
2. It plays a role in metal treatment, finishing, and as a heat transfer medium in various industrial processes.
3. Can be used as an antidote for cyanide poisoning and has potential benefits in treating certain vascular conditions.
4. It's a precursor in the synthesis of dyes, pesticides, and pharmaceuticals.

Sounds too late for the OP, but one option for others is to say you ordered it by mistake or that you were sent the wrong item.

fuck fuck fuck

they've sent me the wrong item before. i could've lied better fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk

Thank you. (the fucks aren't directed at you ofc)


















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what to do if i get a welfare check?

my sn will come soon but I am concerned I will receive a welfare check, what should I say?

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Probably found a local SN provider in my country

I'm gonna try contacting them, but I don't know what to say in order not to arouse suspicion. Like how much should I order? And what should I say if asked what I am going to use it for?

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