How to make my suicide look like an accident?

[MiSecrets1231]

preferably also the least painful way to do this, but pain doesn't matter that much ig

 

[TheSuicidalEccentric]

Kill yourself by partial suspension hanging, and beforehand Google search "the choking game."

Or pull your pants down and jack off while choking yourself. They'll think you died from autoerotic asphyxiation, or the choking game. Both accidental. Problem fucking solved.

 

[smile418]

I heard the drowning in low waters method was ideal for this circumstance.
If you want to talk about your problems I am here for you. There is clearly still something you still care about here, who knows it might be enough.
Much love.

 

[Indieblue]

A read a thread about this and one person suggested getting drunk and driving a car method.

 

[TheSuicidalEccentric]

A read a thread about this and one person suggested getting drunk and driving a car method.

And risk the lives of other people on the roads?

 

[smile418]

And risk the lives of other people on the roads?

And it's likely to fail too.

 

[Indieblue]

And risk the lives of other people on the roads?

You should drive to a thick wall or water to make it look like a accident from drunken driving...........that is what i was talking about..........

 

[autumnal]

Kill yourself by partial suspension hanging, and beforehand Google search "the choking game."

Or pull your pants down and jack off while choking yourself. They'll think you died from autoerotic asphyxiation, or the choking game. Both accidental. Problem fucking solved.

Presumably you don't have to actually try to jack off, especially as this may be difficult if you've never actually tried autoerotic asphyxiation before. Probably just having the pants down, and perhaps an open porn mag next to you would be sufficient. Perhaps a print out of some beginners autoerotic asphyxiation instructions too.

I'm no doctor, but presumably any erection gained during that activity would go down after death anyway, and there's no requirement for you to actually ejaculate to fake this kind of death, especially if the pretence is that it was your first time trying it and you were inexperienced and accidentally did overkill on the choking part.

Well, this is more thought and discussion than I ever thought I'd dedicate to that topic!

 

[Scooby-Doo]

Presumably you don't have to actually try to jack off, especially as this may be difficult if you've never actually tried autoerotic asphyxiation before. Probably just having the pants down, and perhaps an open porn mag next to you would be sufficient. Perhaps a print out of some beginners autoerotic asphyxiation instructions too.

I'm no doctor, but presumably any erection gained during that activity would go down after death anyway, and there's no requirement for you to actually ejaculate to fake this kind of death, especially if the pretence is that it was your first time trying it and you were inexperienced and accidentally did overkill on the choking part.

Well, this is more thought and discussion than I ever thought I'd dedicate to that topic!
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I wouldn't want to be remembered with my pants down doing some sexual act. I rather they knew I'd committed suicide than this.

 

[TimeToBiteTheDust]

Erotic asphyxia

A read a thread about this and one person suggested getting drunk and driving a car method.

That's not right

 

[Indieblue]

Erotic asphyxia

That's not right

Surely, if you drink and drive a car into ocean or lake on night it should look like an accident?

 

[Pol]

How to make my suicide look like an accident?

- why?

 

[autumnal]

How to make my suicide look like an accident?

- why?

Reasons could include cultural or religious stigma around suicide, trying to spare friends or relatives from blaming themselves for your suicide, or the fact that many life insurance policies don't pay out in cases of suicide (or some don't unless there is a set period between taking out the policy and the suicide occuring).

 

[TimeToBiteTheDust]

Surely, if you drink and drive a car into ocean or lake on night it should look like an accident?

Yes but you could hurt other people while driving drunk. I disagree.

 

[faust]

For every specific method there are specific requirements to make it look like an accident. Sometimes there are lots of things to take into an account. I considered only jumping method and have absolutely no idea yet how to make other methods look like an accident. Btw there are 50+ things in jumping method and if you do not make one of the things, just pack your suitcase and deem your CTB attempt is failed.

 

[Indieblue]

Yes but you could hurt other people while driving drunk. I disagree.

How much drunk is drunk in english? I am not a native speaker and your post confuse me. That was not definitely what i was saying or implying. Perhaps mildly drunk is appropriate term? How to say drunk mildly in english?

 

[faust]

How much drunk is drunk in english? I am not a native speaker and your post confuse me. That was not definitely what i was saying or implying. Perhaps mildly drunk is appropriate term? How to say drunk mildly in english?

Tipsy or tiddly. Though everybody here says tipsy
Here I mean in Ireland, never heard tiddly there before
Drunk is when you are already confused up to coma-like state.
You can also say wasted lol

 

[Indieblue]

Tipsy or tiddly. Though everybody here says tipsy
Here I mean in Ireland, never heard tiddly there before

Thank you. I learned a new vocaburary today

 

[Moonomyth]

I can't guarantee painless but you might consider hanging around areas where there are indeed likely to be accidents instead of trying to control the moment. Look for opportunities and step into the accident when it occurs.

 

[faust]

Thank you. I learned a new vocaburary today

A few steps and you will start saying:
"Booze" instead of a drink/alcohol
"Smokes" instead of cigarettes
"Pal" instead of a friend/buddy
"Gutted" instead of disappointed
"Gag" instead of a desire
"Dodgy" instead of suspicious
"Yonks" instead of ages
And so on...

 

[theguineapigking]

Kill yourself by partial suspension hanging, and beforehand Google search "the choking game."

Or pull your pants down and jack off while choking yourself. They'll think you died from autoerotic asphyxiation, or the choking game. Both accidental. Problem fucking solved.

This is genius. Absolute masterpiece.

 

[Indieblue]

A few steps and you will start saying:
"Booze" instead of a drink/alcohol
"Smokes" instead of cigarettes
"Pal" instead of a friend/buddy
"Gutted" instead of disappointed
"Gag" instead of a desire
"Dodgy" instead of suspicious
"Yonks" instead of ages
And so on...

I thought gag meant mouth gagging.... That is the image that pops up in my head when i hear the word gag. What is wrong with me.

 

[faust]

I thought gag meant mouth gagging.... That is the image that pops up in my head when i hear the word gag. What is wrong with me.

Ye, but some people say "gag" when they mean they want something. It is difficult lol. We are just changing the words sometimes.

 

[jgm63]

For every specific method there are specific requirements to make it look like an accident. Sometimes there are lots of things to take into an account. I considered only jumping method and have absolutely no idea yet how to make other methods look like an accident. Btw there are 50+ things in jumping method and if you do not make one of the things, just pack your suitcase and deem your CTB attempt is failed.

"50+ things in jumping method" -> Could you explain what you mean by this ?
I know someone who is contemplating jumping as a possible method, so if there's anything I should make them aware of then I'd like to know....

 

[Sensei]

I actually started a little thread about this: "Accidents" and "Natural deaths". I should stress that the focus of the thread is how to make a suicide look like an accident or a natural death, not how to die peacefully and painlessly. A couple of the methods are peaceful and painless, but most of them aren't.

 

[faust]

"50+ things in jumping method" -> Could you explain what you mean by this ?
I know someone who is contemplating jumping as a possible method, so if there's anything I should make them aware of then I'd like to know....

Alright, I will try to explain briefly.
1) Never leave your items before jumping. A backpack, a wallet, a phone - whatever - don't leave anything at the top
2) if you decided to jump, you can make some photos beforehand, e.g. you liked the views. The last photo can be your selfie, then you are just falling back with your phone. They are likely to check the phone and will see a camera on, just delete the password from the lock screen. Ofc beforehand.
3) Try to make it like you merely slipped. it is not too hard to track your footprints if they want to.
4) If you are far enough from road, dressed casually and not similar to the one who enjoys hiking, 80-90% probability it was a suicide. Hikers don't go in jeans and a jacket.
5) Don't jump like a rambo. Just a step forward(or backward). They will see what is the distance between cliff and the place where you fell. Flying a huge distance on inertia is a 100% suicide, the distance between your footprints will show you were running
6) Strong winds. (or possibly storm-force winds) is a good way to succeed. If they are blowing from the cliff, a bigger chance of accident, if the wind direction was unlikely to push you, then if they find this out, 100% suicide
7) If you take a bus or train and have only one-way ticket, 100% suicide
8) Clean all the traces on your devices. Only things concerning suicide and SS. Cleaning all the story - 80% suicide. Same on Windows 10, it writes in logs all your activities. Clean what concerns CTB
NOTE: if you jump in water, do that anyway
9) There is always a risk you CTB if you are there alone depending on your country. Most of the time people don't come to hills alone (except for me lol)
10) Night cliff walk - 100% CTB
And so on...

 

[Steamm]

A read a thread about this and one person suggested getting drunk and driving a car method.

High chances staying alive

 

[jgm63]

Alright, I will try to explain briefly.
1) Never leave your items before jumping. A backpack, a wallet, a phone - whatever - don't leave anything at the top
2) if you decided to jump, you can make some photos beforehand, e.g. you liked the views. The last photo can be your selfie, then you are just falling back with your phone. They are likely to check the phone and will see a camera on, just delete the password from the lock screen. Ofc beforehand.
3) Try to make it like you merely slipped. it is not too hard to track your footprints if they want to.
4) If you are far enough from road, dressed casually and not similar to the one who enjoys hiking, 80-90% probability it was a suicide. Hikers don't go in jeans and a jacket.
5) Don't jump like a rambo. Just a step forward(or backward). They will see what is the distance between cliff and the place where you fell. Flying a huge distance on inertia is a 100% suicide, the distance between your footprints will show you were running
6) Strong winds. (or possibly storm-force winds) is a good way to succeed. If they are blowing from the cliff, a bigger chance of accident, if the wind direction was unlikely to push you, then if they find this out, 100% suicide
7) If you take a bus or train and have only one-way ticket, 100% suicide
8) Clean all the traces on your devices. Only things concerning suicide and SS. Cleaning all the story - 80% suicide. Same on Windows 10, it writes in logs all your activities. Clean what concerns CTB
NOTE: if you jump in water, do that anyway
9) There is always a risk you CTB if you are there alone depending on your country. Most of the time people don't come to hills alone (except for me lol)
10) Night cliff walk - 100% CTB
And so on...

Right, ok, some good ideas there for anyone who might be considering that method.....

Thanks.....

 

[Majin K.]

Shallow water blackout in the bath tub. They might just think that you drowned in your sleep, but that might not be entirely convincing. Maybe crashing your car into a tree while being drunk? Sigh why do suicides have to be a bigger psychological burden on the people we leave behind than accidents?

 

[MiSecrets1231]

Kill yourself by partial suspension hanging, and beforehand Google search "the choking game."

Or pull your pants down and jack off while choking yourself. They'll think you died from autoerotic asphyxiation, or the choking game. Both accidental. Problem fucking solved.

I'm a woman, lol. anything else?