noSuffering
May the Force be with Israel
- May 7, 2023
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As you probably already know, succubi take on the form of a woman in order to steal the Force of a man and turn him into a pathetic rag. But how to distinguish them? Unfortunately, in the first years of a relationship this is generally impossible, because succubi lie and pretend. But if after a few years of relationship you see:
1. You think it's better to buy a new fast video card or a robot vacuum cleaner. A woman will advise you to buy a video card, and a succubus will advise you to buy a robot vacuum cleaner.
2. You are driving a Yamaha R6, there is a woman in the back. In a few years, you want to buy a new motorcycle so that there is more space for her on the back seat. The woman will want a new motorcycle, and the succubus will persuade you to buy a new comfortable car.
3. Are you wondering where it would be better for you to go on vacation together - a few weeks of trekking through the mountains and forests, with a backpack and a tent, or to the sea? A woman will recommend mountains and a tent, and a succubus will recommend a seaside holiday.
4. Well, the most banal and obvious thing, but which everyone often cannot accept: only succubi reproduce, a woman will never give birth to a child.
1. You think it's better to buy a new fast video card or a robot vacuum cleaner. A woman will advise you to buy a video card, and a succubus will advise you to buy a robot vacuum cleaner.
2. You are driving a Yamaha R6, there is a woman in the back. In a few years, you want to buy a new motorcycle so that there is more space for her on the back seat. The woman will want a new motorcycle, and the succubus will persuade you to buy a new comfortable car.
3. Are you wondering where it would be better for you to go on vacation together - a few weeks of trekking through the mountains and forests, with a backpack and a tent, or to the sea? A woman will recommend mountains and a tent, and a succubus will recommend a seaside holiday.
4. Well, the most banal and obvious thing, but which everyone often cannot accept: only succubi reproduce, a woman will never give birth to a child.
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