How suicidal are you? take a test.

[mattwitt]

list of suicide test sites

https://psymed.info/suicidal-test

http://illnessquiz.com/suicidal-test/

https://psychcentral.com/quizzes/suicide-quiz/

 

[Smilla]

I'm off the charts, I need no damn quiz! I already know my result.

 

[Strumgewehr]

32

 

[Soon4me]

32
I just done the first one.The other ones made me suicidal.

 

[Empty Smile]

YES!!! The first time I scored a 100 on any test, ever!

 

[mattwitt]

1st test 36
2nd test 70%
3rd test 4

 

[Jskriver]

32
100%
4

 

[ScaredOfLife]

I just did the first one. I scored a 32 - extremely suicidal. The only question I didn't answer "most of the time" to was the one that asked me if I thought others would be better off without me. I know others will be miserable without me.

 

[Tiburcio]

Uuuhhh a lot.


You are at extremely risk of suicide please contact this hotline SUCK MY DICK DUDE.

 

[skitliv]

1st-29
2nd-100%
3rd-4

 

[wanttodie]

1 29

2 You are suicidal: 100%
3 -------- 4

 

[MAIO]

list of suicide test sites

https://psymed.info/suicidal-test

http://illnessquiz.com/suicidal-test/

https://psychcentral.com/quizzes/suicide-quiz/

Stupid test claiming depression = suicide also assumes things like I am bothered that I am going to die by suicide etc, I don't like how the questions are worded if I did not want to die by suicide I would not die by suicide live out my life, it's not a separate entity inside of me.

 

[Dead_Inside]

33
70%
4

 

[Dead_Inside]

So now what .... ? We just pair up based on the results ? Lol

 

[thatguyakira123]

Took the 1st test. It said 34. Also it said to call the fucking lifeline. Like I'd call that condecending farce.

 

[Comatose11]

"Have suicidal thoughts been bothering you?" I have suicidal thoughts but they're not bothering me because I'm okay with dying.

 

[MAIO]

Took the 1st test. It said 34. Also it said to call the fucking lifeline. Like I'd call that condecending farce.

I think those are the same people who say to go to the emergency room anytime you have suicidal thoughts and suicidal thoughts are a result of not being able to cope. Nothing like make generalizations towards everyone based on edgy teenagers who boyfriends have just broke up with them.

 

[thatguyakira123]

I think those are the same people who say to go to the emergency room anytime you have suicidal thoughts and suicidal thoughts are a result of not being able to cope. Nothing like make generalizations towards everyone based on edgy teenagers who boyfriends have just broke up with them.

Fucking millinials bastardized everything.

 

[Final Escape]

Extremely high risk, but I already knew this. Adderall compounds the situation. I didn't take any today and so less suicidal but I still plan on going forward with ending it regardless. Even if I'm off adderall for 3 weeks doesn't change that I want to die even if my mood is more stable. Doesn't fix my problems just because I'm off the drug. I suppose adderall just pushes me to it more because it depletes your dopamine and serotonin probably. It also fucks with sleep. I only take 5 mg per day but still pushes me into suicidal thinking. I decided to take some days off but I don't plan on quitting bc I just don't care I guess lol!

 

[MAIO]

Fucking millinials bastardized everything.

Socrates just couldn't cope with realityXD

 

[Lost]

Extremely high risk. Really. I knew that

 

[Deleted_9cKnXB34QG]

34 on the first one, nothing new.
The second one is BS - I feel like my friends are letting me down, I don't get credit for my hard work
bruh, what friends? what hard work? xD

 

[Fixin’ToDie]

Test 1. 32
Test 2. 70%
Test 3. 4

A few of the questions in test 2 weren't really applicable to me.

 

[Fixin’ToDie]

YES!!! The first time I scored a 100 on any test, ever!

Am I reading that screen shot in your post correctly?
So we have "100% percent suicidal."
Then...
"You should discuss your result with a psychic."

A psychic?? This has all sorts of connotations: Maybe you'll get to find out about the future you're clearly not going to have; or you'll find out what you'll reincarnate as; the list goes on!

 

[Empty Smile]

Am I reading that screen shot in your post correctly?
So we have "100% percent suicidal."
Then...
"You should discuss your result with a psychic."

A psychic?? This has all sorts of connotations: Maybe you'll get to find out about the future you're clearly not going to have; or you'll find out what you'll reincarnate as; the list goes on!

Hahaha I didn't even catch that! Great, now I got to pay a psychic to tell me my afterlife future. Lol

 

[Inertia]

29
70 - I thought the second test was kinda bunk though.
4

 

[spicyfriedtofu]

Guys, thanks for this. The test says I'm at "extremely high risk for suicide" and that I should call a suicide hotline immediately. I didn't know this. I'm calling right now. You might have saved my life.

 

[RoloTomasi]

31
70
4

More confirmation to ctb

 

[comfortablydumb]

29
70 - I thought the second test was kinda bunk though.
4

Yes, that second test was shit-smeared garbage. 100% bullshit.

 

[Cyanide]

31
70%
4