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CatLvr

Enlightened
Aug 1, 2024
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I was gonna donate my body to a body farm, but there are SO many restrictions, and I DON'T want my son to have to incur any expenses (no funeral, no memorial or "celebration" or any of that other ridiculous stuff. So, I will do this:


And yes, he is aware of my wishes. I want the kids to take any property I have, any collectibles that can be auctioned off (I'm a Boomer Fly-Over State Child -- I have enough guns, ammo and gun accessories to start my own war lol 😇) that he doesn't want to keep -- and go have some fun with that money. He has a girl who loves him, and they are the kind of couple you see once in a blue moon -- both kind to a fault, responsible, help when they can but mind their own business -- and they deserve EVERY good thing that happens to them. Anything I can do to add to their list of good things when they get to be my age and look back, I want to do.
 
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psp3000

psp3000

Enlightened
May 20, 2023
1,660
I am wondering if anyone in this thread has seen those videos of corpses dressed up and posted up in the club/strip club after the funeral before burial (as a special wish I assume)

I know it isn't a burial option but I am just curious if anyone plans to spend time/have their body at any clubs, parties, etc. for a short period of time before they are put in the ground
 
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Dying Opportunity

Dying Opportunity

What looks so strong, so delicate
May 9, 2025
69
Cremation and ,ideally, having the ashes either composted or mixed into paint.
 
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JobuLio111m

JobuLio111m

I feel guilty for being here.
Mar 24, 2025
32
Ill never know what ill get, but I hope for a burial at sea. I've taken so much out of ecosystems to sustain myself this far, I might as well do the reverse for (a) creature(s) that's had its habitat likely overfished directly because of human perpetuated demand.
 
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brokenspirited

brokenspirited

Great Mage
May 20, 2025
477
Dissolved in acid.
 
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leloyon

leloyon

I'll see you in the Wired.
Feb 4, 2023
1,521
I take the Hunter S. Thompson way out.
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jpeq

jpeq

Zombified and lingering in limbo 💤🧟
Jun 15, 2025
8
Oh huh, didn't even know half of these were a thing. Aquamation and turning ashes into diamonds sounds interesting. Personally I'd go with aquamation or some form of cremation. I don't want to take up space after I'm dead and am not a fan of the concept of being buried.. I don't want to be perceived or observed after I'm gone.

If I actually consider beyond just my own selfish desire to return to the earth, I honestly wouldn't mind plastination. The concept of semi-permanence, even temporarily, is comforting to an extent. Plus, I'm sure with my complicated mix of medical conditions I'd be a useful subject to study lol.
 
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SmilingNoMore

SmilingNoMore

Enlightened
Nov 25, 2024
1,017
Cremation for sure. Scattering at sea I think may be best and least amount of trouble in my case. Fertilizer is also a good idea but maybe more hassles. Sending ashes into space.. interesting. Great list!
 
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dead dav

dead dav

Student
Feb 27, 2025
196
Interesting personality either donate my body or leave it outside for animals to feed off
 
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Takeme2whereibelong

Takeme2whereibelong

Already gone
Jul 25, 2025
33
I told my sister i want her to take my ashes and my dogs ashes to alaska and go in a plane and sprinkle them over the woods where the bears and wolves roam. That would be my absolute dream
 
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eattwinkiesseejesus

eattwinkiesseejesus

Praying for death to a God that doesn't answer
Jan 18, 2025
118
My wishes are to be cremated and thrown in the dump somewhere or beneath a weeping willow - my family has zero intention of following through with that though. My mom believes being cremated is a one way ticket to hell 🙃🫠
 
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