How do I pass my fresh SH cuts as something else?

[MikUma]

My cuts are always in rows of five or ten, and always placed next to eachother at the same length. They will not pass as "cat scratches." I ran out of room on my theighs, and I wasn't thinking straight, so I did about ten on my calf. I am babysitting tomorrow, and I usually wear pants, but it's hot, and I will be running around with three kids tomorrow. It's bound to be asked. Do I just wear my pants even though I'm working over nine hours tomorrow, or should I just wear my shorts (I always wear board type shorts, no matter what fabric they are, they always end above my knees.)? Also, just for another day, if someone accidentally sees them, what should I pass fresh, lined up cuts as?

 

[smh]

When kids ask i either avoid the question or give them a stupid answer like i fought a dragon or something, i would recommend going w pants but if its really hot then just try to hide them.

 

[EvisceratedJester]

If they are along your calf then maybe you could try covering them up with knee socks? You could also wrap them in gauze and tell anyone who asks some sort of lie or just say that it's a long story and you don't want to talk about it. You could also wear calf sleeves.

 

[Abyssal]

Got cats?

 

[MikUma]

When kids ask i either avoid the question or give them a stupid answer like i fought a dragon or something, i would recommend going w pants but if its really hot then just try to hide them.

thats actually really smart, they would laugh and move on. my first grader is actually like weirdly REALLY smart, he would porvably press more but i wouldnt worry too much anymore, thank you so much for the answer :) we're making ginger break cookies tomorrow but they really like to play chase and its all inside so im assuming im going to get hot because i always have to sit down in front of the fan, but this helps, thank you so much

 

[smh]

thats actually really smart, they would laugh and move on. my first grader is actually like weirdly REALLY smart, he would porvably press more but i wouldnt worry too much anymore, thank you so much for the answer :) we're making ginger break cookies tomorrow but they really like to play chase and its all inside so im assuming im going to get hot because i always have to sit down in front of the fan, but this helps, thank you so much

glad im usefull in some way :)

 

[hermestrimegistus]

Wear pants. Or cover it with a bandage. Kids aren't idiots. Even if they don't know exactly what's going on