Help Hemorrhoids

[DevonBostick'sAss]

Ive got Hemorrhoids. I would rather be dead than having Hemorrhoids. They hurt. They bleed. I cant fucking sit. I miss the days that Ive had no Hemorrhoids. I had a great life before Hemorrhoids. Now I have nothing. I want to die. My ass hurts. Im angry. Hemorrhoids even got my love. My old love. My loverboy. He is fucking retarted right now. He broke up with me cuz I have Hemorrhoids. He said he cant look at me the same after Hemorrhoids. Hemorrhoids.
He wont love me no more. He wont hug me no more. He wont kiss me no more. He wont kiss my ass no more. HE WONT EAT MY ASS NO MORE.

 

[DivineSpark]

I have had hemorrhoids in the past. They went away in few days. I cannot imagine someone breaking up with someone because of that. Thats not caring or love

 

[DevonBostick'sAss]

I have had hemorrhoids in the past. They went away in few days. I cannot imagine someone breaking up with someone because of that. Thats not caring or love

I BET HE IS READING THIS THREAD RN. AND HE IS SORRY CUZ HE CHEATED ON ME WITH A NON Hemorrhoided person.... FUCXK U- A

 

[thebiggestduck17]

im in a similar position, except I have a polinidal cyst which is pretty similar to a hemmorrhoid

 

[Unbearable Mr. Bear]

Ive got Hemorrhoids. I would rather be dead than having Hemorrhoids. They hurt. They bleed. I cant fucking sit. I miss the days that Ive had no Hemorrhoids. I had a great life before Hemorrhoids. Now I have nothing. I want to die. My ass hurts. Im angry. Hemorrhoids even got my love. My old love. My loverboy. He is fucking retarted right now. He broke up with me cuz I have Hemorrhoids. He said he cant look at me the same after Hemorrhoids. Hemorrhoids.
He wont love me no more. He wont hug me no more. He wont kiss me no more. He wont kiss my ass no more. HE WONT EAT MY ASS NO MORE.

Honestly, it's very harsh to break up with someone because of a condition that goes away in days if treated. They're treating you as if you got AIDS or something. Maybe they don't understand what hemorrhoids is?

It must feel horrible to have someone turn on you because of such a minor thing. It's petty and shallow, and you probably don't need that kind of person in your life.

 

[Britney Spears]

I love them, they hurt, and I have them. I'd like to cut them off with scissors, but that would be self-harm out of desperation. They're tiny bubbles that hurt

 

[DevonBostick'sAss]

I love them, they hurt, and I have them. I'd like to cut them off with scissors, but that would be self-harm out of desperation. They're tiny bubbles that hurt

????? WHAT U CUT THEM?
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????? WHAT U CUT THEM?

H I MISREAD THAT I THOUGHT U DID CUT THEM