Have you read The Fir Tree by Hans Christian Anderson?

[Weebster]

It's about a fir tree who's always looking forward but never appreciates the present. Eventually he regrets everything before he's chopped up and dies.

 

[DeepSlumber]

Sounds charming. I thought it was a masturbation post. Relieved.

 

[Weebster]

Sounds charming. I thought it was a masturbation post. Relieved.

The fur tree dies with an erect branch

 

[DeepSlumber]

Yeah, that crafty ol' Dane knew, long before Madison Ave., that sex sells.