Reports out of London indicate well- loved singer Sinead O'Connor,who sadly passed away a few days ago,has somehow come back to life and has disappeared into the streets of London!
"Blimey,it was terrifying," said funeral home attendant Peggy Tidwell. "She jus' rose up and she looked right at me,she did! Ill never forget it!"
Constable Barnaby Beasely denied reanimation had taken place."Its a load of rubbish is what it is," he declared."This sort of thing just doesn't happen!"
But frightened Londoners aren't so sure!
" I saw her last night," declares bus driver Dominic Threlfall. "I was comin' 'ome from the pub,I'd had a few,I won't deny it,but I was in full possession of me faculties! It was 'er all right,!"
His neighbor, unemployed shoe salesman Pip Donaghy,vows that he will remain vigilant.
"What does she want,thats what I want to know! What's 'er endgame?"
If anyone has any info on this matter,they are encouraged to call Scotland Yard. Ask for Lt. Fiona Button.
Or post here. And remember, stay safe out there!
"Blimey,it was terrifying," said funeral home attendant Peggy Tidwell. "She jus' rose up and she looked right at me,she did! Ill never forget it!"
Constable Barnaby Beasely denied reanimation had taken place."Its a load of rubbish is what it is," he declared."This sort of thing just doesn't happen!"
But frightened Londoners aren't so sure!
" I saw her last night," declares bus driver Dominic Threlfall. "I was comin' 'ome from the pub,I'd had a few,I won't deny it,but I was in full possession of me faculties! It was 'er all right,!"
His neighbor, unemployed shoe salesman Pip Donaghy,vows that he will remain vigilant.
"What does she want,thats what I want to know! What's 'er endgame?"
If anyone has any info on this matter,they are encouraged to call Scotland Yard. Ask for Lt. Fiona Button.
Or post here. And remember, stay safe out there!
