BeansOfRequirement
Man-child, loser, autistic, etc.
- Jan 26, 2021
- 5,845
You'd think I'm a violinist, cuz I'm stroking.
Look like absolute shit, call it thot-provoking.
Increase the volume, this is a grower.
Before I was born it was already over.
Length same as my pipe, no churchwarden.
If I'm not stroking, I must be sore then.
Mining for rocks, swinging that pick.
Literally no one has ever seen my dick.
You could say I'm in the gym, cause I grip that bar.
No breaks, cuz I'm not a car.
Pull and pump, sweat and moan.
After a while the load gets thrown.
Way up in the air, everybody take cover.
Take my picture with a female and that hand will hover.
My self-confidence is gone, that is a fact.
Women must prefer glasses, they avoid eye contact.
I've never been to a party, I've never been on a date.
When I mention this online, it turns into a debate.
A total of zero psychological needs met.
But I think there might be use for me yet.
The government sent me to a flooded village in Tibet.
Said as long as I'm there women won't get wet.
Look like absolute shit, call it thot-provoking.
Increase the volume, this is a grower.
Before I was born it was already over.
Length same as my pipe, no churchwarden.
If I'm not stroking, I must be sore then.
Mining for rocks, swinging that pick.
Literally no one has ever seen my dick.
You could say I'm in the gym, cause I grip that bar.
No breaks, cuz I'm not a car.
Pull and pump, sweat and moan.
After a while the load gets thrown.
Way up in the air, everybody take cover.
Take my picture with a female and that hand will hover.
My self-confidence is gone, that is a fact.
Women must prefer glasses, they avoid eye contact.
I've never been to a party, I've never been on a date.
When I mention this online, it turns into a debate.
A total of zero psychological needs met.
But I think there might be use for me yet.
The government sent me to a flooded village in Tibet.
Said as long as I'm there women won't get wet.
