Good Excuses for Receiving SN in the Mail

[RaspberriesLL]

What are some good excuses for receiving sn in the mail that you could tell to someone? I had a business trip pop up and I'm going to be gone next week when I think it might arrive. I don't want my fiance to grab the mail and see it. It's coming international and I'm paranoid it's going to arouse some suspicion in him and question me to as to what I received. I might pause the mail, I'm so worried now.

 

[tessa__mocha]

When you google SN, the reason you'd want to use it for comes up twice on the front page of google and more the farther you go. Unless you're a big fan of curing meats, there's no other google-y plausible explanation for it. See what you can do to have the package delivered another time or be held at the PO? If your fiance isn't in the habit of opening your mail, you should be fine.

 

[lionetta12]

What are some good excuses for receiving sn in the mail that you could tell to someone? I had a business trip pop up and I'm going to be gone next week when I think it might arrive. I don't want my fiance to grab the mail and see it. It's coming international and I'm paranoid it's going to arouse some suspicion in him and question me to as to what I received. I might pause the mail, I'm so worried now.

Curing meat.

 

[RaspberriesLL]

Curing meat.

I should have specified not that excuse since it is not at all believable for me lol.

Luckily the mail came today before I left town. Crisis averted, thank you both for your responses.