Discussion Fun in death

[Noir]

I would like to find ways to make suicides a bit more fun for others/myself ? Something like:

Hang yourself near a beach in a pirate costume with a sign written "We hang Pirates".

Make a suicide box like one in Futurama.

Mass suicide in Furry cosplay and maybe a sign there with "Here ends the Furry Revolution, you are welcome"

 

[NotWorthLiving]

The first one sounds like something I my opinion is why not? But I'm not sure if I'm allowed to say that on here

 

[Noir]

The first one sounds like something I my opinion is why not? But I'm not sure if I'm allowed to say that on here

Why shouldn't you be allowed to say it here? Everybody dies someday, we can at least chose how and when we die. And it can be funny too. Well I will go with a classic end, if its something to sparkling the media will fuck it up way to much.

I just wanted to gather fun ways to die without getting the Darwins Award, just to pass some time. To the people who feel offended by thís. Suicide must not be just a sad thing. I see it as something that I chose for myself, to end the pain in existence itself. I am happy, well at least i want it to be! I don't want to be sad anymore, when I know I can ctb soon. Why should I destroy myself mentally more, then I did already. Everybody needs to decide for him/herself how he/she wants to end it. And when he/she wants to make it colorful, let him/her be. Don't judge, at least not here.

 

[311]

Death is dreadful

 

[Empty Smile]

Death is dreadful

How do you know? Have you ever been dead?

 

[Xerxes]

I thought about hanging myself in the forest and attach bells to my body. So I can be a human windchime.

I thought about walking into a giant BBQ smoker, and burn to death Brazen Bull style.

I thought about gluing my hands to my head, and hang myself with piano wire, so that my head pops off but my hands are holding it.

 

[Jiva]

I had a dream about i hang myself in a "my little pony" plush costume. It was mad, but also a little cute idea.

 

[Partial-Elf]

This is a different avenue but I've thought about using the death to draw attention to a political or societal issue that I feel strongly about

 

[NotWorthLiving]

Why shouldn't you be allowed to say it here? Everybody dies someday, we can at least chose how and when we die. And it can be funny too. Well I will go with a classic end, if its something to sparkling the media will fuck it up way to much.

I thought I wrote a bigger paragraph than that so there was more to the paragraph. Whoops. Sorry.

 

[GhostedToast]

jumping without a parachute with a sign that says splat or aiming for a building with another sign that says crash.

 

[Sotipoola]

Don't know why, but I like the idea of dying looking like peppa pig.

 

[Lifeisatrap]

A comedic approuch to suicide could be useful for promoting the right to die. As the only time suicide is socially acceptable is when used for comedic purposes.

 

[DisaffectedOne]

 

[SiArc]

Put a sign that says watch that first step if you jump from somewhere or a floor is slippery sign.
Dress in Xeres delegation costume and set up a mannequin in a Spartan costume with a sign stating that this is Sparta! (funnier if it was in Sparta)
Dress as the coyote (as in coyote and roadrunner) if you use something that explodes or even jumping.
Dress as Bugs Bunny with a sign that says "That's all doc"
Use an anvil if you sky dive and have something attached that says "wrong chute".

So many ideas.

 

[End.of.the.line]

A suicide booth from futurama would be funny.

 

[onewayroad]

My dream is to jump into a volcano and kill myself with a chainsaw on the way down.

I'd like to see anyone out-suicide that.

I doubt I have the patience to prepare for it and the balls to do it though.

 

[End.of.the.line]

That whole scene cracks me up, from hermies saying "I have a plan" to bender saying "Do a flip".

 

[DisaffectedOne]

A suicide booth from futurama would be funny.

Very timely reference too because Fry was going to kill himself on New Year's.

 

[Stillnotsure]

Had a guy who was driving in a car over a bridge and arguing with his wife... fucker god so mad he threw the car in Park, said " I can't fucking do this anymore, walked to the side and jumped off the bridge. His wife was still sitting on the passenger side with her mouth hanging open.

 

[sif]

Its not about whether you're allowed to say it but do you feel you should?

 

[Johnnythefox]

I always had dreams of being a clown in a circus, so I thought maybe I could get the whole costume and make-up on with the big smile. Maybe give those that find me a chuckle.

 

[Taylor]

I would definitely put a sign on my body that said, "This is what happens when you focus on creating iPhones and social media, instead of focusing on neuroscience and updating your 40 year old mental health system. Hilarious.

 

[TAW122]

Since I'm just letting my imagination run a bit wild, a fun way to ctb is for someone to own a bus, drive it to a secluded place where no one is around and then tie oneself to a bus with a sign that reads "I caught the bus" while offing oneself. Making the phrase ctb to be quite literal.

 

[Xaphous]

Maybe jumping from a plane without a parachute and jacking off until you splat on the ground?

 

[Taylor]

Maybe jumping from a plane without a parachute and jacking off until you splat on the ground?

Ain't nobody getting hard under those circumstances...hahaha

 

[SiArc]

Jack in the box! Make them crank a lever and pop, out your corpse comes. Dress up like Jack too. Make the box air tight and use some sort of gas.

 

[TheCrow]

I thought about hanging myself in the forest and attach bells to my body. So I can be a human windchime.

I thought about walking into a giant BBQ smoker, and burn to death Brazen Bull style.

I thought about gluing my hands to my head, and hang myself with piano wire, so that my head pops off but my hands are holding it.

I wish I was drinking something when I read that bit about the human windchime so I could've spit it out. Why are you so fucking funny?!!

 

[TheCrow]

This is a different avenue but I've thought about using the death to draw attention to a political or societal issue that I feel strongly about

Totally.

 

[Jiva]

Mass suicide by hanging in plush costumes of animals sounds good. It sounds like a cute end. And the soft plush on the neck under the rope is merciful. Also who will find the body will not see a ugly carcass. It is tempting.

 

[Letmego. Please]

On the make a statement approach the 29th of March sounds good with my still blue Eu passport & hang myself outside my local nut house to highlight the the lack of funding, lack of staff to operate a 'safe' system, might go for a couple of sandwich boards to write it all on.

For a silly approach, laughing gas coupled with a voice recorded note.