fultron12
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- Oct 4, 2021
- 25
I cant help it, i laugh at horrific situations, i think its a subconscious thing my brain does to protect it's own sanity. I tend to giggle like a schoolgirl when i witness/experience shock. Remember in the movie "Hereditary" when the little girl gets her head nae nae'd by the power pole? i was so shocked, yet i was holding in hysterical laughter in the theater, i couldnt help it, i had so many dirty looks lol. so i figured get together, laugh about our misfortune/luck/bad timing.
The first time i attempted back in april (it was on 4/20, i still get a kick out of that), i had taken 875mg of Benadryl, 600mg of Lexapro, and drove my car 55mph down an icy embankment 275yards into a tree. Even then, i didnt faint or anything, so i got my pocket knife out and slashed both my wrists, it was at this point that the benadryl started kicking in, and after a few minutes of seeing delirious tv static and hearing hundreds of footsteps, i fainted. I had slept in the snow for over 8 hours
so fucking get this, i was completely unharmed except for my wrists. No brain damage, no broken bones, no whiplash, no frostbite. I remember the nurse scrubbing my wrists clean looking at me and saying "how the HELL did you survive that without any injuries???" My mom always told me that "god had a plan for me" but my theory is that on my shoulder, i got a tattoo that says "IDDQD" it is a cheat code for the game Doom, it gives you invincibility. Talk about irony.
I survived something not even james bond could get away with unscathed, and now i gotta pay thousands in hospital bills, towing, insurance. i cant help but laugh really hard at just how insane this entire situation is, its straight out of Looney Tunes
When i was in the psyche ward after the hospital, i had a kid ask me with sincerity "what was it like to cut your wrists?" i looked him dead in the eye, right to his soul, and told him "it stings" we both laughed pretty hard after that
I had another old man in the psyche ward ask me "why did you attempt?" and i told him i only attempted so i could get more street cred' and make funnier suicide jokes.
The first time i attempted back in april (it was on 4/20, i still get a kick out of that), i had taken 875mg of Benadryl, 600mg of Lexapro, and drove my car 55mph down an icy embankment 275yards into a tree. Even then, i didnt faint or anything, so i got my pocket knife out and slashed both my wrists, it was at this point that the benadryl started kicking in, and after a few minutes of seeing delirious tv static and hearing hundreds of footsteps, i fainted. I had slept in the snow for over 8 hours
so fucking get this, i was completely unharmed except for my wrists. No brain damage, no broken bones, no whiplash, no frostbite. I remember the nurse scrubbing my wrists clean looking at me and saying "how the HELL did you survive that without any injuries???" My mom always told me that "god had a plan for me" but my theory is that on my shoulder, i got a tattoo that says "IDDQD" it is a cheat code for the game Doom, it gives you invincibility. Talk about irony.
I survived something not even james bond could get away with unscathed, and now i gotta pay thousands in hospital bills, towing, insurance. i cant help but laugh really hard at just how insane this entire situation is, its straight out of Looney Tunes
When i was in the psyche ward after the hospital, i had a kid ask me with sincerity "what was it like to cut your wrists?" i looked him dead in the eye, right to his soul, and told him "it stings" we both laughed pretty hard after that
I had another old man in the psyche ward ask me "why did you attempt?" and i told him i only attempted so i could get more street cred' and make funnier suicide jokes.
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