Method Favela

[Abdullah]

I'm considering booking a flight to Brazil, wandering off to one of the favelas and insulting someone hopefully they put me out of my misery. What do y'all think?

 

[SilentSadness]

I think this is a terrible idea.

 

[Asphyxia]

It's a risk that they won't kill you, but only cripple you and then you will be rescued by police or maybe they will just beat you and local gang kick you out the favela. If you don't have a problem with travelling, getting visa, vaccines, immigration and that all stressful things try flying to Africa country with poor and difficult to access healthcare, then go to rural areas and start VSED or anything that you will have access to. Slight chances of being rescued and probably they don't practice force-feeding in those countries.

 

[AerialBoundaries]

Ever seen the brutal ways that people meet their makers in Brazil on gore sites? You'd suffer immensely.

 

[Abdullah]

I think this is a terrible idea.

Still more reliable than suicide by cop.

Ever seen the brutal ways that people meet their makers in Brazil on gore sites? You'd suffer immensely.

I'm hoping I take one to the head in the heat of the moment.

 

[Jezzibell]

Bad idea

 

[Starchaser]

Lmfao I'm brazilian and you made me laugh really hard
But no, It doesn't sound like a good idea

 

[Abdullah]

It's a risk that they won't kill you, but only cripple you and then you will be rescued by police or maybe they will just beat you and local gang kick you out the favela. If you don't have a problem with travelling, getting visa, vaccines, immigration and that all stressful things try flying to Africa country with poor and difficult to access healthcare, then go to rural areas and start VSED or anything that you will have access to. Slight chances of being rescued and probably they don't practice force-feeding in those countries.

Ok that makes me worry a bit. I see all the hardware they purchase. Surely it's got to be highly lethal to get shot at point blank range.

 

[Abdullah]

Lmfao I'm brazilian and you made me laugh really hard
But no, It doesn't sound like a good idea

Afffff

It's a risk that they won't kill you, but only cripple you and then you will be rescued by police or maybe they will just beat you and local gang kick you out the favela. If you don't have a problem with travelling, getting visa, vaccines, immigration and that all stressful things try flying to Africa country with poor and difficult to access healthcare, then go to rural areas and start VSED or anything that you will have access to. Slight chances of being rescued and probably they don't practice force-feeding in those countries.

I'm thinking of VSED in the Sahel or the Sahara but I'll need painkillers beforehand to combat the hunger pains.

 

[Asphyxia]

Afffff

I'm thinking of VSED in the Sahel or the Sahara but I'll need painkillers beforehand to combat the hunger pains.

Countries like Niger/Chad/Mali will be ideal for that, but very strict visa and other requirements to get there (Unless you citizen of any Africa country, then idk). Taking painkillers with you will be too much hassle in that case imo.
CTB in those places would be more succes oriented than pleasant experience, so better get out of your mind ideas how to reduce suffering while being there, especially if you somehow end up in local prison it won't be pleasant for sure, but certain death by vsed/malnutrition/infectious disease or even just being beaten to death (like in your idea with favela) by other prisoners/prison guards.

 

[depressedlover]

Your plan actually reminded me of myself,there's a time i was thinking of paying a gang to shoot me dead,i think we all overthink at times.Your idea seems unreliable.Just take time and do more research on better methods to ctb.There's lots of resources in this forum and outside this forum.

 

[Abdullah]

Your plan actually reminded me of myself,there's a time i was thinking of paying a gang to shoot me dead,i think we all overthink at times.Your idea seems unreliable.Just take time and do more research on better methods to ctb.There's lots of resources in this forum and outside this forum.

Hmmm no one wants to catch a 187 unnecessarily. I think they'd just take your money and not touch you bcos you're a civilian. Unless you knew someone who could sympathise with your pain, then this would be voluntary euthanasia.

Countries like Niger/Chad/Mali will be ideal for that, but very strict visa and other requirements to get there (Unless you citizen of any Africa country, then idk). Taking painkillers with you will be too much hassle in that case imo.
CTB in those places would be more succes oriented than pleasant experience, so better get out of your mind ideas how to reduce suffering while being there, especially if you somehow end up in local prison it won't be pleasant for sure, but certain death by vsed/malnutrition/infectious disease or even just being beaten to death (like in your idea with favela) by other prisoners/prison guards.

In Mali, I'd have more of a chance of being kidnapped by djihadists and being under their mercy. From what I've heard, they're really cruel. I've been beaten up before in South Italy, one of the serveurs ran to the kitchen and pulled out a knife but stood there frozen. The main guy wanted to gauge out my eyes even though he started the fight. I wish I had actually been stabbed to death as I couldn't feel a thing during the beat down. I'm so hopeless and lost. I feel like a burden to my family. I should be independent now, married and with kids but my luck has been terrible.

Countries like Niger/Chad/Mali will be ideal for that, but very strict visa and other requirements to get there (Unless you citizen of any Africa country, then idk). Taking painkillers with you will be too much hassle in that case imo.
CTB in those places would be more succes oriented than pleasant experience, so better get out of your mind ideas how to reduce suffering while being there, especially if you somehow end up in local prison it won't be pleasant for sure, but certain death by vsed/malnutrition/infectious disease or even just being beaten to death (like in your idea with favela) by other prisoners/prison guards.

In Mali, I'd have more of a chance of being kidnapped by djihadists and being under their mercy. From what I've heard, they're really cruel. I've been beaten up before in South Italy, one of the serveurs ran to the kitchen and pulled out a knife but stood there frozen. The main guy wanted to gauge out my eyes even though he started the fight. I wish I had actually been stabbed to death as I couldn't feel a thing during the beat down. I'm so hopeless and lost. I feel like a burden to my family. I should be independent now, married and with kids but my luck has been terrible.

 

[Rocinante]

I used to go outdoors at night in hopes of getting beat or shot by gangs, never happened. Someone I used to talk to said to avoid Rio de Janeiro if I ever visit. Though I no longer have intentions to visit anymore since he's gone.
We could plan a trip somewhere and end up on best gore.

 

[phantomime]

It's so fucking funny to me that this is how a foreigner sees the country. LOL
It probably wouldn't work. Shit sucks and violence is rampant but in a "you'll be tortured, robbed and end up homeless and hungry til you die in the streets" and not a "you'll be killed just because you're around" kinda way.

 

[Abdullah]

I used to go outdoors at night in hopes of getting beat or shot by gangs, never happened. Someone I used to talk to said to avoid Rio de Janeiro if I ever visit. Though I no longer have intentions to visit anymore since he's gone.
We could plan a trip somewhere and end up on best gore.

Lool, I pass. I just want it to be quick and painless. It's so hard to get an SCBA/SCUBA nitrogen set up where I live. I might consider Germany since it's a beer country.

It's so fucking funny to me that this is how a foreigner sees the country. LOL
It probably wouldn't work. Shit sucks and violence is rampant but in a "you'll be tortured, robbed and end up homeless and hungry til you die in the streets" and not a "you'll be killed just because you're around" kinda way.

Lool, now I'm realising how stupid this post is. A good death is never guaranteed. You're just at the mercy of your aggressor.

 

[bodyelectric]

You can go to Brazil and buy SN, seems like a better idea.

 

[Teleftaía Anapnoí]

I'm from Brazil, you definitely shouldn't do this. Hardly anyone would kill you in the favela. Think of the favela as a big community, there are a lot of good people there that the movies don't portray. At most, what would happen is that you would be beaten until you passed out. Even if you are lucky and run into someone from the faction, remember that the PCC or CV has methods of enforcing its own laws. People lose all their fingers, sometimes the whole hand with a blunt machete, etc. Brazil is not a good place for this, it's easier to get one shot per police officer.

 

[The Final Solution]

Suicide by cop in the US could be less painful and more reliable.

Some Rio gangs are notorious for favouring the microondas (microwave) execution method - which consists of placing the victim inside a pile of car tires and burning it. Not a very pleasant way to go.