Help Explain to me like i'm 5. How do I exactly burn charcoal in a car?

[bengalbong]

Mainly the title. Can someone breakdown for me what I would need to exactly buy, and far importantly, once I actually have charcoal, how do I actually burn it in a car? Where do I put it? I assume I don't just burn it outside, then put it inside in the passenger seat and then take sleeping pills, do I? What all do I need to buy to be able to burn charcoal?

 

[PyolaR]

Following.

 

[xXSufferingXx]

following also

 

[dontwakemeup]

I think probably burn it outside until the charcoal turns white, then transfer to a container. But, I don't think that will work because it will be too much smoke and could possibly burn the inside of the car before you die from inhalation. I'm no fire expert so don't trust what I say too much.

 

[metfan647]

Have you seen the resources thread? I imagine most of the protocols would be similar to doing it in a tent. There's a few threads from users who have ctb using a tent.

 

[bengalbong]

Have you seen the resources thread? I imagine most of the protocols would be similar to doing it in a tent. There's a few threads from users who have ctb using a tent.

I keep trying to reread it, but unfortunately, I feel like I can't make full sense of it. I imagine I am not the brightest person, and much of this thread's technicality is beyond me. The most I understand is that you need a chimney burner along with charcoal itself. I was reading in the thread that there will be smoke first and you need to let that pass before you can bring it inside. However, I assume that would activate the smoke detectors inside the house. I could thus see lighting it in the garage late at night, but the exact examples in that thread refer to a tent, which sounds pleasant, but the only thing I could think of is either I would have to burn the coals in the garage, wait for the smoke to clear, and then take them inside quickly into a tent to begin the process, or somehow put it in a car without it damaging the car. A tent doesn't sound like the worst, but I've never burnt charcoal before. After the initial smoke, will it still activate smoke detectors or no? I see the thread says to get a 100cm tent, and something about dumping it into a bucket. I feel like I'm getting snippets of an idea, but I can't quite make full sense of everything and what all to do. I know I would actually prefer to have a tent in my room inside, not use the car, take melatonin which is what I understand are the best sleeping pills, and then curl up beside the charcoal and sleep.

but I assume that makes the to do list look something like:
>Figure out what I need to light the charcoals (which so far I have needing a chimney burner, bag of charcoal, fire starter (?) (which could be weber lighter cubes?)
>learn how to light the charcoal, where to do it, how much do I fill the chimney burner with charcoal, how long do I wait? Is there anything else I need to know? find out if it's safe inside a house after burning initially in a garage.
>Figure out what cheap tent to buy as I do not have much money. How do I know if it's air tight or not? How do I know if the charcoal will melt the tent or not?

I also do not live alone so I need to figure out if the monoxide will put others in harm, and what lightning monoxide indoors means. I cannot imagine lighting monoxide outdoors without getting caught somehow, which seems like it's own problem. Is it safe to light it inside a house or not, as I do not seem to find that clarified. I feel like even simple things like this are very complicated and it's messing with a lot of things I've never interacted with before as I do not camp, and I do not cook, but I just assume this is one of the more peaceful and easier ways to go and I imagine most other methods would be just as much if not more work.

 

[eggsausagerice]

interested in the method as well. i hope someone comes across the thread and is able to explain it. if doing it in a car has too many variables i would like to know a cheap tent i can buy instead.

 

[TANETS]

I'm curious too. I heard of a man committing suicide with this method about more than 10 years ago but this doesn't seem like a popular method of suicide