TAW122

TAW122

Emissary of the right to die.
Aug 30, 2018
6,813
In the event, or for whatever reason that I am unable to acquire a firearm (which is highly unlikely), an alternative method that I have considered is hanging, but with some modifications. Personally, I'm not into erotic-asphyxiation, but instead of the old fashioned hanging whether partial/full, would this be even more convincing to commit suicide without making it actually about suicide? (In other words - if failed, it can be written off as trying to masturbate instead of really suiciding? If one succeeds, it could look like an accident.)

My idea is to have porn or whatever one gets off to and then have that around while attempting to hang oneself and trying to get high, and if successful then one is dead and if failed, then it wouldn't be considered an actual suicide. What are your thoughts on this method?
 
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BaconCheeseburger

BaconCheeseburger

Comfort-eating
Aug 4, 2018
693
Either way, whoever finds you is gonna be horrified. Not sure whether an open tab of Pornhub would make a difference :(
 
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WaitingForTheBus

WaitingForTheBus

Student
Oct 27, 2018
136
Michael Hutchence approves of this method.
 
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Chinaski

Chinaski

Arthur Scargill appreciator
Sep 1, 2018
3,215
I like this idea.

Partial = suicide

Partial, but with pants around your ankles and an orange rammed up your arse = accident
 
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AveryConure

AveryConure

Some idiot
May 11, 2018
437
I'm sorry but every time someone discusses ctb'ing by autoerotic asphyxiation I end up thinking of this skit every single time
 
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BaconCheeseburger

BaconCheeseburger

Comfort-eating
Aug 4, 2018
693
I like this idea.

Partial = suicide

Partial, but with pants around your ankles and an orange rammed up your arse = accident
This made me laugh out loud, thank you
 
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BaconCheeseburger

BaconCheeseburger

Comfort-eating
Aug 4, 2018
693
I'm sorry but every time someone discusses ctb'ing by autoerotic asphyxiation I end up thinking of this skit every single time

Love it!
 
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WaitingForTheBus

WaitingForTheBus

Student
Oct 27, 2018
136
I'm sorry but every time someone discusses ctb'ing by autoerotic asphyxiation I end up thinking of this skit every single time

Hahaha, funny shit. Always be careful what you're doing kiddies and make sure you wear clean underwear just in case.
 
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worldexploder

worldexploder

Visionary
Sep 19, 2018
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If David Carradine did it by accident, you can do it on purpose.

If your goal is to make people think you was kinky instead of suicidal then go for it.
 
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AveryConure

AveryConure

Some idiot
May 11, 2018
437
If David Carradine did it by accident, you can do it on purpose.

If your goal is to make people think you was kinky instead of suicidal then go for it.
* Cue the sound of Richard from Red Letter Media laughing inappropriately about this detail *
 
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Prime

Prime

A Nihilist
Oct 25, 2018
210
Its all nice but they will call you a pervert, a big and nasty one, for their entire lives. Think before doing it.
 
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TAW122

TAW122

Emissary of the right to die.
Aug 30, 2018
6,813
Its all nice but they will call you a pervert, a big and nasty one, for their entire lives. Think before doing it.
They may, but then it would lessen the shame and guilt of "I could have prevented him/her from taking his/her life" mentality. It seems like a difference between the bullshit pity of "I could have done something" versus "Ew he's a pervert" mentality. Also, it would be pretty much irrelevant what they thought of at that point as I would be dead. This would be an alternative method if for some reason I couldn't use a firearm to off myself.
 
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