drop ur best suicide joke

[fantasy_function]

always good 2 laugh @ smth so looming n massive. doesn't have to be objectively funny, could just be funny 2 u given the circumstances.

few months ago, i thought my plan of action would be driving out 2 this bridge near my house n taking a gold-medal dive off of it. don't remember the context, but around this time, someone said 2 me in passing that if u yell "parkour" b4 jumping off a bridge, it's not suicide--it's a failed stunt attempt. looking back, it's not the pinnacle of comedy or anything, but having my last word be "parkour!" b4 leaping 2 my death was just absolutely fucking hysterical 2 me @ the time

 

[TimeToBiteTheDust]

No joke on suicide. It's a serious thing.

 

[niloc]

Here's a joke: My life is worth living..

 

[GoodPersonEffed]

Let's see if I can make one up...

How many suicidal people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They take out the old bulb, look at the empty socket, and figure out how to turn it into a method.


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An observation:

On SS, train method threads always derail.

 

[HorribleFeelings1]

No joke on suicide. It's a serious thing.

It's fine if people joke about it as long as it isn't towards anyone or hateful, some people cope with depression and problems by humor. I love looking at suicide memes. If it's making you smile then it's all chill

 

[TimeToBiteTheDust]

It's fine if people joke about it as long as it isn't towards anyone or hateful, some people cope with depression and problems by humor. I love looking at suicide memes. If it's making you smile then it's all chill

OK. For me it's not funny to take my own life.

 

[HorribleFeelings1]

OK. For me it's not funny to take my own life.

That's 100% all good again, everyone copes with their life's different and everyone has different perspectives. I also think suicide jokes isn't directed at yourself personally but just joking about suicide in general. I think suicide jokes are just those lame puns like "keep HANGING in there". It isn't meant at all to be targeted at you. Much love

 

[ugly_loser2008]

I decided i was done and went to hang myself. Grabbed the rope, wrote my note, tied the noose, tightened it round my neck and jumped off the chair. As i was hanging there my dad walked in, looked at me, took the note and read it to himself "I can't stand the critism anymore." . He cut me down, revived me and said "Hey shithead that's not how you spell criticism, dumbass. "

 

[madbananas]

Not so much a joke joke. But I made a joke when I was watching the Titanic with friends.

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When the guy who works on the ship and shot himself in the head on the midst of trying to get people on the lifeboats, I automatically said...

"That would be me before the boat even hit the ice berg"

my friends at the time found it hilarious.