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[IndyAna]

get rid of your sex toys before you ctb.

 

[GasMonkey]

I have already done that lol.

 

[delusionalgirl]

Omfg hahaha I wasn't expecting that and needed that laugh!

 

[IndyAna]

Omfg hahaha I wasn't expecting that and needed that laugh!

glad I could help!

 

[Fktw0rld]

GOT EEEM!!

 

[alurem]

that just puts the idea of CTB while using one into my head, thanks...

 

[SerialProcrastinatr]

that just puts the idea of CTB while using one into my head, thanks...

"And that's when we found her, hanging from a string of anal beads"

 

[alurem]

"And that's when we found her, hanging from a string of anal beads"

lol my mom would be so disappointed if she heard i died via anal bead hanging

 

[Document6105]

Why get rid of them?
Just spend all your money on more of them, fill your entire house, then CTB.

"Person X was found dead in a trove of sex-toys".
You can even roleplay as a Dragon, except instead of hoarding Gold, it's sex toys.

 

[day]

Just found this post so I'm sorry for semi-grave digging but this is so funny and perfect. I kinda forget I just have a shit ton of toys on the side of my bed sometimes. Maybe I should do something about that lol.

 

[darkizz]

Why get rid of them?
Just spend all your money on more of them, fill your entire house, then CTB.

"Person X was found dead in a trove of sex-toys".
You can even roleplay as a Dragon, except instead of hoarding Gold, it's sex toys.

i have to add that to my to-do list xD

 

[carac]

I wasn't able to dispose of my adult stuff before I tried to ctb so I just put labels on it saying "18+ adults only" so nobody was shocked or accidently found it.

 

[pinkribbonscars]

I donated them to thrift Lmfaoooo

Aside from one I will leave in the apartment with condoms with a note that says "free" cuz I wanna be funny.

They are all washed btw

 

[bored2death]

that's very kind to the people to have to clean things up, but if they can deal with a body some sex stuff is probably the least of their concerns!