Does pineapple belong on pizza


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kinderbueno

kinderbueno

Waiting at the bus stop
Jun 22, 2024
261
Trying to make a poll for the first time
I actually like pineapple on pizza it's a decent topping
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
20,893
It's alright when it's by itself or with sliced ham but when paired with any other toppings then it absolutely ruins the rest of them.
 
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Praestat_Mori

Mori praestat, quam haec pati!
May 21, 2023
11,106
... but I would say it fits only with ham.
 
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ThisIsMe1357

Student
May 20, 2024
124
No it does not. I tried it. It definitely does not. :D
 
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_AllCatsAreGrey_

_AllCatsAreGrey_

(they/he)
Mar 4, 2024
525
I like it. My favorite combo is pineapple, pepperoni, and feta.
 
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EvisceratedJester

EvisceratedJester

|| What Else Could I Be But a Jester ||
Oct 21, 2023
3,294
I would brutally murder anyone who I find putting that shit on pizza.
 
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NumbItAll

NumbItAll

expendable
May 20, 2018
1,094
I've never tried it because it seems unnecessary. I think it would be alright though. I'm not sure why it's so controversial.
 
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EvisceratedJester

EvisceratedJester

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Oct 21, 2023
3,294
i volunteer!!!! i volunteer as tribute !!!! šŸ˜­
Oh honey, this only applies to those who aren't users on here. If you are a user on here then you get to be spared, thus you get to suffer all because of my vendetta against those who happen to enjoy a particular pizza topping that I dislike.
 
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WhiteRabbit

WhiteRabbit

I'm late, i'm late. For a very important date.
Feb 12, 2019
1,449
It's fine. Not my favorite topping, but it's pretty good with ham or pepperoni and jalapeƱos.
 
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Angst Filled Fuck Up

Angst Filled Fuck Up

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Sep 9, 2018
2,970
Of course. Why shouldn't it go on pizza? Pineapple's delicious. It will raise the overall tastiness of just about anything. I mean people dip their fries in the McD's ice cream and that seems to be acceptable.

I would brutally murder anyone who I find putting that shit on pizza.

I'll fight you, and I don't even care. I think it's okay to hit a woman if she's trying to kill you, although I've never tested it.
 
EvisceratedJester

EvisceratedJester

|| What Else Could I Be But a Jester ||
Oct 21, 2023
3,294
I'll fight you, and I don't even care. I think it's okay to hit a woman if she's trying to kill you, although I've never tested it.
You can fight me all you want but it will be a losing battle.


(Also, I'm pretty sure that attempted murder does give you the excuse to hit me, even if I am a woman)
 
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Downdraft

Downdraft

I've felt better ngl
Feb 6, 2024
660
I would brutally murder anyone who I find putting that shit on pizza.
The creatures who eat that breathe brimstone. They aren't human, and inhabit the deepest pits of hell. I refuse to look them to the eyes!

Edit: seems half of the users would eat babies. We have more fighting than I thought...
 
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amnesia999

amnesia999

Lie, lie, lie - Life is a lie
Jun 30, 2024
248
Pineapple on pizza is the moral equivalent of drinking chocolate-raspberry flavored decaf coffee. It ought to be something you could bring to the ICC in The Hague.

Maybe if you used a fork or a toothpick to pick off and eat each piece of pineapple off a slice, and then you ate the rest of it, maybe then...
 
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rozeske

Maybe I am the problem
Dec 2, 2023
3,676
I have yet to forgive myself for trying it against my better judgement.
 
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Sylveon

Sylveon

Square One Again
Oct 10, 2023
489
People who voted yes need to be investigated.
 
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untothedepths

untothedepths

ego death, then death
Mar 20, 2023
552
i think it depends. most of the time why pineapple might never work is because 99% its just huge ass chunks that make the toppings goopy. and if the pieces are even bigger than that, they make the crust sloppy. not to mention every bite is a burst of sweet, acidic juice that just drowns out the cheese and Canadian bacon. It would just be better to first cut into thin, small slices and then caramelize them in a skillet. If you are that worried about burning the toppings while the rest of the pizza cooks, just add them in after the pizza's crust starts to turn golden and the cheese melts. I bet then the pine apple would be more like very sweet onions in texture with its taste complimenting the pizza and not dominating it. Never tried it like that, so whatever, don't quote me.
 
damienlerone03

damienlerone03

reject humanity, return to monke
May 5, 2024
1,035
eh, this may make me the biggest enemy but i don't really see the appeal of pizza. It doesn't taste bad but it doesn't take good either. I only every eat pizza at parties and you'll never find me eating pizza unless people insist to LMAO
that too only cheese pizza!!
 
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Blurry_Buildings

Blurry_Buildings

Just Existing
Sep 27, 2023
456
Wow... ngl I expected better from some of these "no" voting users here. The amount of sheer ignorance is appalling. Everyone knows that pineapple and ham pizza is great, whether they're willing to admit it or not.

i don't really see the appeal of pizza
This is tragic... someone please re educate him before its too late
 
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Steff1337

Steff1337

Autistic and schizophrenic, please be respectful
Jun 21, 2024
659
I would totally hate a pineapple on a "classic" pizza, but when it comes to other ones it would depend on the ingredients of the pizza.
 

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