"Dude I haven't touched my Xbox in years..."
or...
"I like play on my Xbox all day every day..."
"Yea. My hands are sadly glued to my Xbox like night and day
"
"Why, do you need to use it?"
"Not anymore. Last time I played with it I broke the start button."
"I never played mine. I keep it unopened. I'm keepin it a collector's item."
Take your pick.