Do you use baby wipes or tp or a bidet?

[Ambivalent1]

Toilet paper is barbaric and cleans nothing.

 

[whatevs]

I use the obliguing tongue of Joe Biden.

 

[Ambivalent1]

I use the obliguing tongue of Joe Biden.

/Thread ruined by politics. Reminds me of the yahoo news comment board

 

[Georg]

No. I use soft toilet paper and clean my ass when showering

 

[endless_pain]

Bidet is studied for these purposes

 

[Lost in a Dream]

No. I use soft toilet paper and clean my ass when showering

Same! It works so well to do it that way.

I use the obliguing tongue of Joe Biden.

But you don't know where else his tongue has been... You might get a disease!

 

[Ambivalent1]

No. I use soft toilet paper and clean my ass when showering

Tp in the shower?

 

[Georg]

Tp in the shower?

No. Just showering gel and my hands

 

[endless_pain]

When you use bidet you cannot live without it trust me

 

[Lost in a Dream]

Tp in the shower?

TP gets the bulk of it when you're by the shitter. Shower water and washing with soap gets the rest. Also a good idea to have a soft wash cloth handy.

 

[Georg]

When you use bidet you cannot live without it trust me

But bidet is just water isn't it?

 

[endless_pain]

But bidet is just water isn't it?

Yeah but think about the movable tap too, it is just something that is taken for granted after you get used to it.
When I was in another country I would rather do streching to reach the sink, glad it was not too high.
Could not do a shower every time I went to the toilet

 

[Ambivalent1]

TP gets the bulk of it when you're by the shitter. Shower water and washing with soap gets the rest. Also a good idea to have a soft wash cloth handy.

You shower after each bowel movement?

 

[Lost in a Dream]

You shower after each bowel movement?

If at all possible. Sometimes it isn't, and on those days... I'm forced to use a public bathroom with the cheapest TP in existence. It's so depressing when that happens.

 

[Ambivalent1]

If at all possible. Sometimes it isn't, and on those days... I'm forced to use a public bathroom with the cheapest TP in existence. It's so depressing when that happens.

Reminds me that having sex with someone who only uses tp would be awful.

 

[Lost in a Dream]

Reminds me that having sex with someone who only uses tp would be awful.

I don't even want to imagine it...

But bidet is just water isn't it?

Imagine if someone used a power washer!

 

[Ambivalent1]

I don't even want to imagine it...

Means no hookups. Probably for the best, especially now with antibiotic resistant gonorrhea.

 

[whatevs]

/Thread ruined by politics. Reminds me of the yahoo news comment board

...When Barack's Obama swirling worm of a tongue isn't available for a delirious visit to the brown cave.

 

[Flameboyant]

You guys sure got some nasty poops if tp aint enough lol. But bidet defo the best.

 

[Lost in a Dream]

...When Barack's Obama swirling worm of a tongue isn't available for a delirious visit to the brown cave.

Barack Wormtongue! He was one of the bad guys in the Lord of the Rings, wasn't he?

 

[Angst Filled Fuck Up]

I use the obliguing tongue of Joe Biden.

Same. Joe Bidet is so satisfying.

 

[whatevs]

Same. Joe Bidet is so satisfying.

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For variety, I read an orange, plutocratic, fake-rebel billionaire also does a good job.

I feel sorry for those whose bottom isn't taken care of by political personalities.

 

[Pengu]

Toilet paper is barbaric and cleans nothing.

I PEE I POO

 

[LONE WOLF.]

Whenever l go camping l just grab the nearest

 

[Jallu55]

I have started to use le Joe Biden shower that is common in bathrooms here, quite weird for me since otherwise I'm a dirty bastard.

Bidet shower - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Odahviing475]

I love India where we have either bidets or a side toilet hose called a health faucet. Coming to the US is stress-inducing simply because I have to resort to wet wipes for any semblance of a clean ass.

 

[Mirrory Me]

The best things in life are free, but fortunately there is still enough toilet paper for tomorrow.

 

[Ambivalent1]

I love India where we have either bidets or a side toilet hose called a health faucet. Coming to the US is stress-inducing simply because I have to resort to wet wipes for any semblance of a clean ass.

I thought toilets weren't a thing over there.

 

[pompompurin]

I had a bidet at my last apartment but now I just stick to baby wipes

 

[Odahviing475]

I thought toilets weren't a thing over there.

My guy what