NSFW Do you think the conclave in the Vatican secretly has a gangbang orgy behind closed doors?

[noname223]

We have a new pope. I heard rumors that the last man "standing" in the conclave gang bang party is the new leader. He will be the new pimp and will organize all the drug and sex trafficking in the name of Jesus Christ.

Spoiler: Spoiler

Damn I will go to hell for such threads...

 

[bankai]

 

[SVEN]

Erm, no.

 

[Forveleth]

The wheeze I just let out. I kind of want to check AO3 tags for this but I am too scared.

 

[effervescent]

Based

 

[monetpompo]

what are you on about

 

[rabidbunny]

yes

 

[Custos]

Nah, they just play a game of Dungeons and Dragons.

 

[NSA]

Given all the shit that's come out about the church this wouldn't surprise me in the least.

If only they'd keep it amongst their old man selves and not involve kids/vulnerable people.

 

[EvisceratedJester]

Spoiler: TW for NSFW and SUPER HOT 🔥 🥵

 

[Dejected 55]

NSA was braver than I was... as I thought the same thing but wasn't going to post it.

 

[RiverOfLife]

Do you know how old those guys are? That would cause a major Viagra shortage in Italy.

 

[oneeyed]

Nah, they just play a game of Dungeons and Dragons.

Playing d&d with the pope sounds fun as fuck. Make it a custom campaign where 4 adventurers break into the vatican archives to reveal their most protected secrets.