Do you have a filthy mouth?

[motel rooms]

Do you have a filthy mouth? I do, in more ways than one.

 

[OrcWitch]

I unintentionally end up projecting a false aura of innocence in real life. A girl in one of my classes was surprised to hear me say "shit" and it caused a scene where people learned I'm capable of cursing. In private with friends I am very foul mouthed.

I went to the dentist in 2018 and got 2 wisdom teeth removed and 6 fillings. I brush everyday now so my mouth is clean these days.

 

[motel rooms]

I went to the dentist in 2018 and got 2 wisdom teeth removed and 6 fillings. I brush everyday now so my mouth is clean these days.

I'm 40 & I still have all my teeth! My filthy mouth is impeccably clean & ready to sin

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[KuriGohan&Kamehameha]

I probably say the word cock about 50 times a day.

Dropped a towel on the floor? Cock.
Bus is late? Cock.
Forgot to send an email? Cock.
Forgot to do my readings for uni? Cock.
Crippling instability and emotional insecurity? Cock.

 

[Brick In The Wall]

The fuck did you say to me!?

 

[motel rooms]

The fuck did you say to me!?

 

[Brick In The Wall]

Re-creation of how they leveled bricks back in the day?

 

[motel rooms]

Re-creation of how they leveled bricks back in the day?

All the bricklayers I know still do it that way

 

[Brick In The Wall]

All the bricklayers I know still do it that way

It's hard to find good labor these days.

 

[KuriGohan&Kamehameha]

 

[motel rooms]

It's hard to find good labor these days.

So true. I could really use someone like this:

 

[DocNo]

i observed something funny. sometimes in one office i worked - i used as a curse word "ficken" which is german for "fuck". this got me sometimes some eyebrows raised by others.
but if i said "fuck" nobody cared. i guess cause "fuck" is so commonly used it has quite a different impact than a word with the same meaning but in the native language.

 

[motel rooms]

Dropped a towel on the floor? Cock.
Bus is late? Cock.
Forgot to send an email? Cock.
Forgot to do my readings for uni? Cock.
Crippling instability and emotional insecurity? Cock.

Gotta love how versatile cocks can be

 

[lofticries]

I cuss more online than irl that's for sure. the only time i cuss irl is when i get angry or anxious.

 

[Midgardsorm]

Sometimes

But I do make bad jokes on inappropriate moments. I also say things that people misunderstands and get offended or just think I'm creepy, sarcastic or simply an idiot.
The last one is not far from the truth though.

If this counts as having a filthy mouth, then I'm the worst and I don't even have to curse.

 

[motel rooms]

If this counts as having a filthy mouth, then I'm the worst and I don't even have to curse.

It doesn't count.
I dare you to say something filthy to me right now. (But be careful, you might turn me on.)

 

[Midgardsorm]

It doesn't count.
I dare you to say something filthy to me right now. (But be careful, you might turn me on.)

I like the word "Fuck!" Or "Fuck you!"

We can't say that on Portuguese.
The equivalent of saying "Fuck!" on pt-br is "Porra!" which literary translates to "Cum" and not "Fuck"

Also "Fuck you" has such power when said to someone. We can't say that here. We say "Vai se fuder" which literary translates to "Go fuck yourself". It's the same, but it doesn't have the power of a "Fuck you."

Anyway. This thread is fucking good.

The word Fuck is so versatile. You can put Fuck on fucking anything.

Or, (Em qualquer porra) which literary translates to "On any cum"

We "cum" a lot here. We also say that "Cum" is Comma here ( Very similar word, now that I think of it)

We go like:

"That's what I said, cum, we need to do this cum soon or we there will be problems, cum."

 

[motel rooms]

Or, (Em qualquer porra) which literary translates to "On any cum"

We "cum" a lot here. We also say that "Cum" is Comma here ( Very similar word, now that I think of it)

We go like: "That's what I said, cum, we need to do this cum soon or we there will be problems, cum."

I warned you not to turn me on!

 

[DocNo]

The word Fuck is so versatile. You can put Fuck on fucking anything.

made me think of george carlin.

 

[Makko]

We "cum" a lot here. We also say that "Cum" is Comma here ( Very similar word, now that I think of it)

We go like:

"That's what I said, cum, we need to do this cum soon or we there will be problems, cum."

Portuguese is more kinky than english

 

[motel rooms]

Portuguese is more kinky than english

Profanities in English are really repetitive & tame. If the word "fuck" were to be magically erased from everyone's minds, people in English-speaking countries would become unable to say anything remotely offensive to each other. Zero points for creativity. Hjulet snurrar, men hamstern är död.

 

[callme]

Uh, was that an admitting to gay sex and scat fetish all at once?

 

[TheAmazingCriswell]

I never curse. The worst I can muster is "damn". I've always given family members the evil eye when they've cussed. I find it unnecessary, like excessive violence in movies. It is far more elegant to articulate your anger without resorting to profanities. Besides, one must not underestimate the effect of a good understatement.
(All this is probably not at all surprising to you.)

 

[callme]

Can we get an irishman on here, tell us about if they swear?

 

[Midgardsorm]

It is far more elegant to articulate your anger without resorting to profanities.

You mean punching in the face?

 

[TheAmazingCriswell]

You mean punching in the face?

Depends on the punching technique.

 

[DocNo]

this thread reminds me of an imdb review of the ricky gervais show "after life". one of the reviewers biggest complaint was that they cursed too much. that was just hilarious.

 

[Makko]

Profanities in English are really repetitive & tame. If the word "fuck" were to be magically erased from everyone's minds, people in English-speaking countries would become unable to say anything remotely offensive to each other. Zero points for creativity. Hjulet snurrar, men hamstern är död.

Russian is even better but German is the ultimate swear language because anything you say sounds like swearing

 

[callme]

Serbian, no discussion.

 

[Midgardsorm]

made me think of george carlin.

He is right. You can even see a whole movie with just this word.








Sorry, rules. I hope this helps.