even in water it's not gonna be pretty, as soon as you hit the water it's like hitting concrete, youre dead before you register you're near the water level. you'd be like a bag really, completely blown up from water absorption and all your broken bones would amount to you literally looking like a michelin man version of yourself with bruises and compound fractures. not good. police regularly deal with bodies like that and wouldn't bat an eye, it's more an unlucky member of the public seeing you like that that id be worrying about
also, if you're going to jump (water or ground) always take ID with you like a drivers license, saves either your poor family or some unfortunate emergency worker having to identify you days later in the morgue