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Kay_Philosopher

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Jun 21, 2021
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I want to post this again to elicit multiple responses for plausible solutions for actualizing this possibility.

Right now, I feel, at this moment, that Islamic countries where blasphemy is punishable by death is possible to be incurred if one passes out Islamic polemical tracts or burning the Qur'an since a foreigner will be abjudicated under the country Islamic state law, correct?

What countries do you all believe this to be reasonably possible? I don't care about ANY other method than the death penalty as it is the most reliable.
 
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oneeyed

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Oct 11, 2022
385
You might also be tortured so don't think this would be a peaceful option.
 
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ikadasui

Arcanist
May 29, 2018
466
Yeah, imagine if they drag you out into the streets and hammer nails through your testicles, then they split your cock right down the middle leaving it in 2 and that's just the beginning. Next, they'll drill holes in all of your teeth and force feed you sugar for weeks until you're riddled with cavities and left in the throws of unimaginable agony as your mouth radiates the devil himself! Oh, then comes the daily floggings by vinegar coated whips as they lash the repentance out of ye.. just getting creative and being silly, but it could happen i guess highly unlikely.
 
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Shadowlord900

Shadowlord900

Seeker of Darkness
Sep 29, 2022
921
In addition to what others have said, even if you get somewhat lucky and not get tortured, you could still be waiting around for months or possibly even years before you get executed. I think this is the case such as in the US states that still use the death penalty.

Death by cop would be a much better method to use than trying to get the death penalty, and I would even consider that method as unreliable. Not only do you have to be in a country where police can kill someone threatening another's life, you also have to be lucky that you find the right cop who's both trigger happy and shoots you in the right place.
 
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Gustav Hartmann

Gustav Hartmann

Elementalist
Aug 28, 2021
885
Iran in the first place, but it is far a way from reliable. The government of your home country will probably help you to change the death sentence into life imprisonment.

You better go to a country like Colombia and steal drugs from the cartel.
 
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TydalWave

TydalWave

Brutally Self-Aware
Sep 20, 2022
436
Even if your not concerned about pain, or safety, the PPH lists out plenty of options with high reliability.
Pick any that suit your fancy.

The only reason I could see to doing this would be to make a public statement; basically a makeshift self-immolation.
But at the end of the day, so many better options for that too imho.
 
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Lonerzepam

Lonerzepam

O'lord! I Have My Doubts
Sep 2, 2022
620
You might think twice about your decision.

Those guys have no merci when it comes to something like that.

If you wanna know what your death might look like...

Here's a video of a guy burning the koran, and beaten to death/burned for it.

Jumping would be 1000x peacefull.

But hey if it's really what you want I wish you good luck bro 😇
 
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WorthlessTrash

Worthless
Apr 19, 2022
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I want to post this again to elicit multiple responses for plausible solutions for actualizing this possibility.

Right now, I feel, at this moment, that Islamic countries where blasphemy is punishable by death is possible to be incurred if one passes out Islamic polemical tracts or burning the Qur'an since a foreigner will be abjudicated under the country Islamic state law, correct?

What countries do you all believe this to be reasonably possible? I don't care about ANY other method than the death penalty as it is the most reliable.

Go to Texas, confess to a murder you did not commit (One of a Police officer or little kid is recommended as you're most likely to be executed for that), waive your appeals, and get executed within 5 years.

Make sure you act like you have no remorse so the DA does seek the death sentence against you and the jury hands it down. I suppose you can offer the DA a plea deal in which you offer to plead guilty for a guaranteed death sentence, but idk how realistic that will be. I saw this happen in an episode of Law and Order titled "Genius", except the defendant did commit the murder (don't commit the murder. Innocent people shouldn't have to suffer all because life sucks for us).

Anyways, I am sorry that life has brought you to this point.
 
Doom

Doom

Student
Nov 21, 2022
108
You came with the worst ctb method i ever read here
 
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Lonerzepam

Lonerzepam

O'lord! I Have My Doubts
Sep 2, 2022
620
Barbaric, it's like they're still in the dark age (witch hunt and such) eww
Yeah...
But they made a huge breakthrough recently and discovered fire as seen on the video. The next step for them is to invent human rights. They're evolving real fast!
 
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Kay_Philosopher

Student
Jun 21, 2021
152
You might think twice about your decision.

Those guys have no merci when it comes to something like that.

If you wanna know what your death might look like...

Here's a video of a guy burning the koran, and beaten to death/burned for it.

Jumping would be 1000x peacefull.

But hey if it's really what you want I wish you good luck bro 😇
Oh, sheesh. This was in Afghanistan back in 2021....
I've just heard that Tourism just opened up again with various bloggers and Youtubers going over there with no problems.
I wonder what would happen if one were to burn the Koran and the punishment for a foreigner doing it in front of the Taliban...
I also did hear that they implemented Sharia Law which may be imposed on every person there?

What do you think?
 
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locked*n*loaded

locked*n*loaded

Archangel
Apr 15, 2022
7,499
In the US, you will be alive for decades before any death penalty is imposed. You will have some type of shit existence before that happens. In others countries, you may be put to death much sooner, but I'm sure your shorter wait time will, also, come with torture of some kind. So, if you're some kind of masochist, this may be perfectly acceptable to you. I'm confused how you can think this method, if one can call it that, is the most reliable? Surely, even the worst method of ctb on any legitimate list has to exponentially better than this one?
 
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Kay_Philosopher

Student
Jun 21, 2021
152
In the US, you will be alive for decades before any death penalty is imposed. You will have some type of shit existence before that happens. In others countries, you may be put to death much sooner, but I'm sure your shorter wait time will, also, come with torture of some kind. So, if you're some kind of masochist, this may be perfectly acceptable to you. I'm confused how you can think this method, if one can call it that, is the most reliable? Surely, even the worst method of ctb on any legitimate list has to exponentially better than this one?
Yeah, hence, an Islamic country would most likely be the more feasible option since the death penalty may be imposed quicker compared to the US.
I am fine with a fleeting amount of torture if the death penalty would be enacted soon.
The reason why I think it is the most reliable is because the execution laws under Shariah Law typically are swift and efficient. Lastly, the blasphemy law that are enacted have the death penalty interdiction that are most likely not limited by any constraints such as foreign or nationality status if it is done in public, sound mind, and with intentionality with multiple witnesses. It would be difficult to be conferred an extradition or pardon as long as such sufficient conditions are meant with peremptory circumstantial evidence.
 
Zegers

Zegers

Enlightened
Dec 15, 2021
1,761
they drag you out into the streets and hammer nails through your testicles, then they split your cock right down the middle leaving it in 2 and that's just the beginning. Next, they'll drill holes in all of your teeth and force feed you sugar for weeks until you're riddled with cavities and left in the throws of unimaginable agony as your mouth radiates the devil himself! Oh, then comes the daily floggings by vinegar coated whips as they lash the repentance out of ye
Peacefulness 10/10
 
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Gustav Hartmann

Gustav Hartmann

Elementalist
Aug 28, 2021
885
If you are very Catholic this is the only way to kill yourself without eternal burning in hell. If you murder some one else and make your confession after you will avoid eternal hell. If you murder yourself you have no chance to confess. This is the reason why people who wanted to die commited a murder in order to be executed. I wonder whether their God saw through this cheap trick.

Even today want some suicides not that their death looks like suicide.
 
releasespieces

releasespieces

Poles are shifting, death is looming
Jun 26, 2022
287
Religions… SMDH.. WTF 😂
 
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Kay_Philosopher

Student
Jun 21, 2021
152
If you are very Catholic this is the only way to kill yourself without eternal burning in hell. If you murder some one else and make your confession after you will avoid eternal hell. If you murder yourself you have no chance to confess. This is the reason why people who wanted to die commited a murder in order to be executed. I wonder whether their God saw through this cheap trick.

Even today want some suicides not that their death looks like suicide.
Why resort to murder though? Why not just fly to a Shariah Law Islamic country and just commit blasphemy there in front of many people in order to be sentenced to death?
One can also pass out tracts(Pamphlets that denigrate the Prophet and Allah while espousing Christianity) in way that seems "not suicidal" but God-mission oriented. You know?
 
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Gustav Hartmann

Elementalist
Aug 28, 2021
885
Why resort to murder though? Why not just fly to a Shariah Law Islamic country and just commit blasphemy there in front of many people in order to be sentenced to death?
One can also pass out tracts(Pamphlets that denigrate the Prophet and Allah while espousing Christianity) in way that seems "not suicidal" but God-mission oriented. You know?

Frankly spoken, I could not take your question seriously. I mentioned murder in order to expose the Catholic praxis of confessing. If you really mean it seriosly I would agree with others that this is the worst way to commit suicide unless you have other motives you did not mention. For example a demonstration against religion or the desire to be executed.
 
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MovingOn

Member
Nov 29, 2022
94
I imagine doing a crime to get the death penalty will be a long process; you will be "processed" and this may include torture. Waiting at least for sure, in less than ideal conditions. There must be easier ways to CTB.
 
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Kay_Philosopher

Student
Jun 21, 2021
152
Frankly spoken, I could not take your question seriously. I mentioned murder in order to expose the Catholic praxis of confessing. If you really mean it seriosly I would agree with others that this is the worst way to commit suicide unless you have other motives you did not mention. For example a demonstration against religion or the desire to be executed.
Oh, gotcha.
A desire for execution from another's hand seems more ideal. Much more fromnan Islamic country which beheading or one shot to the head make it painless and quick.
I imagine doing a crime to get the death penalty will be a long process; you will be "processed" and this may include torture. Waiting at least for sure, in less than ideal conditions. There must be easier ways to CTB.
Going to an Islamic country that confers the death penalty for blasphemy though?
 
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Jessica5

Specialist
May 22, 2019
347
I've thought about something similar before. If I lived in the U.K. in the bloody code days, I'd probably pickpocket somebody just to get a death sentence. In those days, a death sentence would usually be carried out the day after conviction.
 
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Kay_Philosopher

Student
Jun 21, 2021
152
I've thought about something similar before. If I lived in the U.K. in the bloody code days, I'd probably pickpocket somebody just to get a death sentence. In those days, a death sentence would usually be carried out the day after conviction.
Never knew the UK had a death penalty system that is enacted for minutae matters like that.
 
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Kay_Philosopher

Student
Jun 21, 2021
152
Does anyone know of any countries were this would be possible? I am looking at different country laws, and it looks like most of them would imprison a foreigner for a few months or so and then arrange for their deportation. Like - is there a country were blasphemy is conferred with the death penalty with no strings attached?
For example, in Singapore, they have warnings given to tourists/foreigners there that if you are caught trafficking/smuggling drugs, then you will be given the death penalty. No moratorium law or discretionary laws around it. Does something like this exist in any Islamic country for desecrating the Qu'ran or committing blasphemy against Islam's prophet?
 
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Kattt

Banned
May 18, 2021
796
I know someone who was prosecuted for drinking alcohol in Saudi Arabia. He spent ages in a shit hole prison where disease is rampant and the minimal food is alive with maggots. Because it's politically sensitive (to a degree) it causes delays. Finally he was publicly flogged and deported.
 
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YuckyDucky

YuckyDucky

Member
Dec 10, 2021
39
Does anyone know of any countries were this would be possible? I am looking at different country laws, and it looks like most of them would imprison a foreigner for a few months or so and then arrange for their deportation. Like - is there a country were blasphemy is conferred with the death penalty with no strings attached?
For example, in Singapore, they have warnings given to tourists/foreigners there that if you are caught trafficking/smuggling drugs, then you will be given the death penalty. No moratorium law or discretionary laws around it. Does something like this exist in any Islamic country for desecrating the Qu'ran or committing blasphemy against Islam's prophet?
I think you're letting your fantasies get the best of you. Yes, while execution may be on the table for blasphemy in some countries, it is far from guaranteed. There are many possible punishments for blasphemy, some that even the average death fearing person might find worse than execution. Furthermore, if your own country's government gets involved, and they almost certainly will, what you want will mean NOTHING. You will be nothing but a pawn in a much larger game between governments that has little to nothing to do with your case. Ultimately, other people are never completely predictable so any method that relies on others to act in a specific way is unreliable. Especially when they will make those decisions based in part on larger than you political factors that you have absolutely no control over and may not even know about.
 
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Kay_Philosopher

Student
Jun 21, 2021
152
I think you're letting your fantasies get the best of you. Yes, while execution may be on the table for blasphemy in some countries, it is far from guaranteed. There are many possible punishments for blasphemy, some that even the average death fearing person might find worse than execution. Furthermore, if your own country's government gets involved, and they almost certainly will, what you want will mean NOTHING. You will be nothing but a pawn in a much larger game between governments that has little to nothing to do with your case. Ultimately, other people are never completely predictable so any method that relies on others to act in a specific way is unreliable. Especially when they will make those decisions based in part on larger than you political factors that you have absolutely no control over and may not even know about.
Do you think the possibility will be higher if done surrounded by a crowd of Muslims in a Shariah law practicing country? For example, a few weeks ago, I know that a Swedish guy had burned the Qu'ran and had attracted a lot of eyes on the lurid event. If that happened only in his country where blasphemy/desecration of the Qu'ran wasn't a penal tool, then how much more would this be further exacerbated by draconian laws that govern those countries and confer punishment upon those who contravene them? If you know what I mean?
Unless, there was a possibility of being lynched by a mob and hoping the police don't get to you. I heard that lynches usually occur in being gunned down, stoned to death, or even hung in public; however, that assumes one isn't caught and then used as a public bargaining tool, especially as a foreigner who is from the west, you know?
The only country right now that actually practicies Shariah Law to its fullest is Afghanistan. I know blasphemy laws exist in ME, Southern Asia, and some sub-Saharan African countries, yet, the political bargaining tool may be used to manipulate my own government to get involved for some reason. Unless I was killed in prision because the prisoners found out that I was committing blasphemy.
The only thing with Taliban governed Afghanistan is that it lacks concrete evidence of some jurisprudence when it comes to penal civilian laws because there is no data for laws that are imposed upon foreigners besides international diplomats and foreigner journalists who are usually deported asap. I don't know what they would do with someone who deliberately with many witnesses desecrates the Qu'ran and insults the Prophet Muhammad which would surely impugn the necessity to put someone to death.

What are your thoughts?
I know someone who was prosecuted for drinking alcohol in Saudi Arabia. He spent ages in a shit hole prison where disease is rampant and the minimal food is alive with maggots. Because it's politically sensitive (to a degree) it causes delays. Finally he was publicly flogged and deported.
Sheesh, that is insane. Do you know when this was (The year is extremely salient)? It is quite selcouth that they would imprison him over drinking alcohol as usually foreigners are given moratorium when it comes to Islamic laws that pertain to the civilians of their country.
Honestly, at this point, if I were to commit blasphemy and desecrate the Qu'ran in a Islamic country, then the only hope would be lyched by mobs in some way or fashion without attracting the police because I honestly don't know which governments of those Islamic countries would adjudicate the death sentence without reprieve because of foreign intervention.
 
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FireWalkWithMe

Experienced
Jun 18, 2022
221
This is a terrible idea for many reasons. Simplicity. The more moving parts to a method there are, the greater likelihood it will not work or there will be some pretty serious complications along the way.
 

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