Discussion Death by fart smelling

[OzymandiAsh]

How many smelly farts would one need to smell to join the dead?

 

[Reishi]

This is a joke right?

 

[metfan647]

Send your address. I'll save 500 in a glass jar and see how you get on.

 

[mjolnir]

The concentrations of the gases (methane, nitrogen, carbon dioxide) are too low to asphyxiate someone.
But you can try eating eggs, cabbage, and beans.

 

[A_Lost_Feeling]

If your in a tent and tape up the zips and vents, based on my extensive research and field tests i'd estimate about 7. but in all seriousness, is that even possible?

 

[dalemar]

Human or cow farts? It depends.

 

[Jadotine]

You'll only need one of mine in order to be sent there

 

[RinneOfAragon]

I'm immune to this .

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

How many smelly farts would one need to smell to join the dead?

If this were true, I would have killed everyone I work with.

 

[LittleSunshine]

At twenty farts, you achieve true transcendence: you're no longer alive, dead, or smelling. Just an eternal gas cloud lamenting your fart choice.