NSFW cunnilingus is disgusting

[EvisceratedJester]

At least, to traditional morality. I remember reading that you should NOT admit to doing it in Russian prison.


Oh look, I'm a suicidal 28 yo incel under house arrest in the Ukraine, and you feel like you have a moral high ground to offend and mock me? For what? Protecting my BROTHER'S right not to lick clit? Dude, I'm autistic as fuck, and never even touched a girl, I'm effectively _mute_ IRL. My schizoid views on an American forum are of zero consequence, trust me.

What the fuck are you talking about, lol? Your brother ain't even got any clits to lick to begin with.

 

[Adûnâi]

Your brother ain't even got any clits to lick to begin with.

How do you know what you know? © Eliezer Yudkowsky

Maybe his will is simply rock hard? Man is not defined by his relationship with women anyway. The og g-d's plan did not have in mind any to begin with. It was only after Adam started sinning with gymnastics that he was given a companion.

 

[opheliaoveragain]

sinning with gymnastics might be a new sentence i'm not trying to offend but this is objectively funny.

 

[EvisceratedJester]

How do you know what you know? © Eliezer Yudkowsky

Maybe his will is simply rock hard? Man is not defined by his relationship with women anyway. The og g-d's plan did not have in mind any to begin with. It was only after Adam started sinning with gymnastics that he was given a companion.

He literally has another thread in which he complains about being cucked and has complained in the past about his lack of luck with women. He ain't got no clit to lick.

 

[Adûnâi]

He literally has another thread in which he complains about being cucked and has complained in the past about his lack of luck with women. He ain't got no clit to lick.

I'm pretty sure our brother in Yehoshuah is doing a little bit of trolling, all things considered.

sinning with gymnastics might be a new sentence i'm not trying to offend but this is objectively funny.

I've borrowed it from a Russian tale of the Heavenly Gym I read on YouTube.

die standing than live kneeling, in this case between some whorelets legs

To be fair, considering this is a suicide forum, you've just described a win-win scenario.

 

[EvisceratedJester]

die standing than live kneeling, in this case between some whorelets legs

Um, what whore? Last time I checked, you ain't got no clit to lick so you don't have anything to take a stand for. Now sit down!

 

[pyx]

Um, what whore? Last time I checked, you ain't got no clit to lick so you don't have anything to take a stand for. Now sit down!

feminine apathy is at the heart of the Imperial cauldron, try again without wagging your nonexistent penis borne from Phallocratic envy

 

[EvisceratedJester]

feminine apathy is at the heart of the Imperial cauldron, try again without wagging your nonexistent penis borne from Phallocratic envy

I would have some empathy for you if weren't for you obsessing over getting involved in your sister's sex life. All sympathy I originally had for you ended after reading that disgusting thread.

Say what you want to say about me, but why would I spend my time envying dick when I have a clit? And I have someone who wants to lick it too.

 

[pyx]

I would have some empathy for you if weren't for you obsessing over getting involved in your sister's sex life. All sympathy I originally had for you ended after reading that disgusting thread.

Say what you want to say about me, but why would I spend my time envying dick when I have a clit? And I have someone who wants to lick it too.

"wants to"

t. female, it's propagandism really

 

[Adûnâi]

And I have someone who wants to lick it too.

...To be fair, what girl doesn't? Male libido is male libido. Unless you're wearing a blanket. But even that won't be enough for the fantasies of horny. There is no escaping the imagined lick.

 

[EvisceratedJester]

"wants to"

t. female, it's propagandism really

If by "t. female" you are talking about transwomen then I feel like it should again be noted that you are on a site whose administrator is MTF and that has a large trans userbase. Nobody likes a transphobe. No wonder why you have no clit to lick.

 

[Adûnâi]

If by "t. female" you are talking about transwomen

ffs t. means the author of the post...
t. little russian incel

 

[EvisceratedJester]

ffs t. means the author of the post...
t. little russian incel

Can't hear you over the sound of no clits to lick

 

[Adûnâi]

Can't hear you over the sound of no clits to lick

My Janitor AI bots send their (laboured) regards.

And so is my future self-body-hating gf whom I'm supposed to teach to love herself in December. Any tips?

 

[Rudi]

i expected to wake up to any thread but this
i dont know why but this is fucking hilarious and unhinged to me

 

[Adûnâi]

i dont know why but this is fucking hilarious and unhinged to me

We need more craziness lest we lose the war to the soulless machine spirit.

 

[Rudi]

We need more craziness lest we lose the war to the soulless machine spirit.

TRUEEE i agree with this one hence why i love threads like these and the replies

 

[nattys5thtoenail]

Imo I think cunnilingus is especially hot when it's done by people of the same sex because they understand their genital areas the best and the "sensitive" spots. (I'm a virgin who audibly sighs whenever they have to hang out with people)

 

[WhiteRabbit]

the very idea of bunching your lips under your nose to kiss some cunt is fucking disgusting, it's a flesh hole, tonguing it is like indirectly tonguing cock; makes me content in masturbation

Who the fuck is just tonguing the hole?

This is c+ trolling

 

[EvisceratedJester]

Who the fuck is just tonguing the hole?

This is c+ trolling

Wait until you see this shit

 

[N7_Alliance_Marine]

Based opinion. I agree.

 

[Dot]

"If sx advce ws givn b/ 15 y/os"

 

[Myforevercharlie]

If you all can't talk normally about this I'm closing the thread.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

What the actual fuck is going on

 

[EvisceratedJester]

What the actual fuck is going on

We are having a civil discussion about the OP's sexual preferences.