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[SleeplessAndSad]

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I see y'all are discovering cannibalism

 

[boddibo]

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Self-cannibalism to be precise

 

[Xi-Xi]

I have a fear of bites...

 

[SleeplessAndSad]

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The worst kind of cannibalism i suspect

 

[boddibo]

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[Arvayn]

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Well, when I was under anesthesia I drew my own blood out of curiosity to see what it tastes like. I still have the message logs...

 

[boddibo]

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damn you're feisty

 

[Arvayn]

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damn you're feisty

I have extremely high pain tolerance. Even as a child, I was extremely unexpressive... I split my left knee open in a cycling accident and dislocated my wrist, and my mother says that I just limped over to her stone-faced to ask her what to do.

I have a fear of bites...

Don't worry, I don't bite.

 

[boddibo]

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I'm the total opposite lol

 

[Xi-Xi]

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I have extremely high pain tolerance. Even as a child, I was extremely unexpressive... I split my left knee open in a cycling accident and dislocated my wrist, and my mother says that I just limped over to her stone-faced to ask her what to do.


Don't worry, I don't bite.

Okay, Miss Vampire

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[AcrobaticSilky]

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[Arvayn]

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Actually, I have no idea how my mother didn't realize I had a mental condition when I was a kid. I had no emotional expression, I didn't want to speak to anyone, I'd tell her that my toys came to life... but she just insisted that I was lying, because magic isn't real.

Okay, Miss Vampire

There it is...
There's a running gag in all my friend groups that I'm a vampire.
Some of my traits: Tall with pale skin that blisters red in harsh sun, uncanny cold resistance that I for some reason have, heat intolerance, lives in a historically significant region for vampires, prefer to stay up at night instead of day, sees supernatural things, talks to demons, in possession of a lot of niche antique stuff, likes fine art...

That said, I AM NOT A VAMPIRE, as evidenced by the fact that I don't drink blood and my teeth are quite bad.

 

[Xi-Xi]

my teeth are quite bad.

So you're a British vampire?

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[SleeplessAndSad]

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Well, when I was under anesthesia I drew my own blood out of curiosity to see what it tastes like. I still have the message logs...

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Don't you need other blood to be able to compare too?

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[Arvayn]

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So you're a British vampire?

Nah... I don't speak Chewsday and bo'oh o' wo'oh.

Don't you need other blood to be able to compare too?

That's true, but I've received no volunteers. Couldn't tell you why.

 

[U. A.]

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maybe the weirdest couple pages to catch up on yet here.

 

[Arvayn]

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I was waiting in line, and this 13 year old kid butted in front of me, instead of waiting like everyone else. I tapped him on the shoulder and he turned around, and I looked down at him straight in the eyes, while staying quiet and giving him this really wide grin. He looked at me and was clearly uncomfortable, and let out an "Uhh, what?", but I just kept staring. Then he started scrambling, turned his back to me, and pretended I wasn't there (how audacious!).
I had to try really hard not to laugh, or it'd ruin the persona... but I think it was so funny.

 

[U. A.]

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like..just now? or is it a random story

 

[gunmetalblue]

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Evening vampires and bitters

 

[Arvayn]

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Just a random story that happened to me, from like 5 months ago. Figured I might as well speak my mind while I count.

 

[boddibo]

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so now we have cannibals and vampires on here
and Jesus

 

[Arvayn]

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Evening, Jesus.
Guys, I'm not a vampire... And I'm just a little curious about human flesh, that's all.

 

[boddibo]

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so a vampire leaning towards cannibalism

 

[Arvayn]

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I will not stand for this slander... You will hear from my lawyer, young man!

 

[boddibo]

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Well, technically if you are a vampire, you are not a human so if you are interested in human flesh.... you are not a cannibal... you're just.... carnivorous...?

 

[gunmetalblue]

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I can do reconversion therapy at Sunday mess for those who have grown sinfully attached to the taste of flesh.

 

[U. A.]

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but isn't the sacrament literally your flesh

 

[Arvayn]

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Aaaah, I'm jittery and light all of a sudden... I think my diet has been lacking in something. Hm... Not sure what I need to eat...

 

[boddibo]

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[SleeplessAndSad]

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Aaaah, I'm jittery and light all of a sudden... I think my diet has been lacking in something. Hm... Not sure what I need to eat...

Uh oh, everybody hide she needs blood

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