Games Counting game!

[ClownMe]

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[Deleted member 8579]

Chapter 1: Mathematical Observations

We begin with some definitions:
A:= Number of additions,
S:= Number of subtractions,
P:= Number of posts,
V:= The current numerical value.

Consider the following theorems:

Theorem I:
S=(P-V)/2.
Proof:
This proof is left to the reader as a simple exercise. QED

Lemma:
A=S+V-1.
Proof:
Obviously V=1+A-S (the 1 is due to the starting post). QED

Theorem II:
A=(P+V)/2-1.
Proof:
The claim follows directly from Theorem I and the preceding lemma. QED

Chapter 2: The State of the Game

After 34051 posts, we are currently resting at a final numerical value of 31414.
We compute by using the formulas of the previous chapter:
A=32731,5;
S=1318,5.
The decimals are due a few posts that did not abide by the rules of the game by not including a number.
We observe:
a) A/P≈96%
b) S/P≈4%.
This means that 96% of all posts add a number, but a mere 4% subtract. This disproportion is unacceptable and shameful.

Chapter 3: The Solution

I propose the following solution to this pressing problem:
By subtracting from the current value, we mitigate the number of additions, while boosting the number of subtractions at the same time.
Therefore, we proclaim:

31413.

Bibliography:
My Brain, Cambridge University Press, 24th edition, 2021.

 

[Amumu]

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[Deleted member 8579]

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Did you even read my thesis?

31413

 

[Amumu]

Did you even read my thesis?

31413

Ofc

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[Deleted member 8579]

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31413

 

[BottomlessPit]

Let's make SS negative again.

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[Deleted member 8579]

Let's make SS negative again.

31411

 

[ClownMe]

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[Deleted member 8579]

31411

 

[ClownMe]

31,412

 

[BottomlessPit]

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[Deleted member 8579]

31410

 

[ClownMe]

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[BottomlessPit]

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[ClownMe]

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[Deleted member 8579]

31410

 

[BottomlessPit]

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Can't believe I'm destroying my perfect post/reaction ratio right now

 

[Deleted member 8579]

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My condolences.

 

[BottomlessPit]

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literally shaking rn

 

[Deleted member 8579]

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'Tis for the greater good.

 

[ClownMe]

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@Dead Meat

@Brick In The Wall

@Amumu

We need your help!

#UpNotDown

 

[Amumu]

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[ClownMe]

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[Brick In The Wall]

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[motel rooms]

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@Schöngeist & @BottomlessPit , I assume your playing this game is your first exciting taste of serious self-harm.

Please don't leave us just yet. Sending extra effective thoughts & prayers...

 

[Brick In The Wall]

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[ClownMe]

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[Brick In The Wall]

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[ClownMe]

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