Games Corrupt-A-Wish.

[Self Medicated]

Granted but the world has become so crowded you can only travel 1km a month.

I wish I could know peace while I'm alive.

 

[horseshoefalls]

Granted but Smeagol from the lord of the rings is forever haunting you and you are his precious

I wish I wasn't stuck in life searching for meaning

 

[Fall Leaf]

Granted. You are certain that life is meaningless so you don't search for it and live a life with no meaning.

I wish to have world peace.

 

[The Blackangel]

I wish to have world peace.

Granted, but aliens invade and take over earth.

I wish I would just disappear into nothing and never exist in any realm. For my existence to be completely ended. No body, no soul, no anything.

 

[LaetumCat]

Granted, but it will happen 500 years later after you die.

I wish the economy was stable.

 

[The Blackangel]

Granted, but it will happen 500 years later after you die.

I wish the economy was stable.

Granted but now even the wealthiest people live below the poverty line.

I wish I could speak to animals like Dr Doolittle .

 

[Anthropos]

Granted but now even the wealthiest people live below the poverty line.

I wish I could speak to animals like Dr Doolittle .

Granted but now your thoughts became somewhat animalesque as you now understand them. You are afraid of predators, want to eat crude meat and vegetals and feel your consciousness are slowly fading away.

I wish I could have omniscience and know the inner core of reality besides any living being condition.

 

[The Blackangel]

I wish I could have omniscience and know the inner core of reality besides any living being condition.

Granted! But now all that knowledge and information gets completely jumbled up leading you into a state of complete insanity.



I wish I didn't bleed when I take a shit.

 

[Riu]

I wish I didn't bleed when I take a shit.

Granted, but you bleed when you aren't taking a shit.

I wish I had an easier time sleeping.

 

[princexhhn]

Granted: but now you can only be woken up by John Cena's "bing chilling" video. Otherwise, you stay asleep

I wish I had a personal and safe grizzly bear enclosure

 

[LaetumCat]

Granted, but people try to break them free or hunt them down.

I wish I was born with the ability to cook good food without practice.

 

[Dinozauria]

Granted, but you're now allergic to everything that's edible

I wish I was a pet snake, one in a really good enclosure, so all I needed to think about is food, humans, and tongue flicking

 

[buriedinmyhead]

Granted, but you're now allergic to everything that's edible

I wish I was a pet snake, one in a really good enclosure, so all I needed to think about is food, humans, and tongue flicking

Granted, but food consumes your thoughts (ha!) so often that you struggle to think about anything else, and it's miserable.

I wish to have the ability to speak with the dead

 

[The Blackangel]

I wish to have the ability to speak with the dead

Granted, but now the living can't understand anything you say.

I wish I owned a large meteorite. Something the size of a volleyball or soccerball.

 

[princexhhn]

Granted, but it comes to Earth crashing down and wiped out everyone except for you

I wish I had wings like a fairy to fly around, sounds fun

 

[tzon]

Granted, but what can I say.... fly carefully. Especially at night, the sky is beautiful, but you will question yourself why you wanted those wings in the first place ... see, the more you enjoy the fun of it, the more you'll feel how it bites back.

I wish I knew maths. Like 2+4, etc...