tweaka2x
CCCdreams
- May 26, 2023
- 71
Car Jumping : using proper technique to jump out of a moving car to ensure death.
AN OBJECT IN MOTION STAYS IN MOTION. If you are in a fast moving vehicle and decide to just push yourself out with no procedure you may just end up in the hospital with SEVERE road rash.
We do NOT want this. It is very easy to survive using this method improperly. So PLEASE LISTEN. Get an Uber or taxi or even hitchhike you need to find yourself on a highway moving fast. Convince the driver you are in a rush and try to reach at least 60mph or 100kmh the faster the better! Open a door and try to stand yourself up holding onto the roof of the car or door. Scrape your shoes on the pavement CAREFULLY till you are right above it. You must position your body to where you are facing somewhat backwards. The plan is for you to let go of your grab point wherever it may be on the roof or door and drop yourself on the heels of your foot where the force of the car moving forward and the angle of your body cancels out causing you to instantly smack your head on the ground at the same speed the cars moving. This is an instant death.
AN OBJECT IN MOTION STAYS IN MOTION. If you are in a fast moving vehicle and decide to just push yourself out with no procedure you may just end up in the hospital with SEVERE road rash.
We do NOT want this. It is very easy to survive using this method improperly. So PLEASE LISTEN. Get an Uber or taxi or even hitchhike you need to find yourself on a highway moving fast. Convince the driver you are in a rush and try to reach at least 60mph or 100kmh the faster the better! Open a door and try to stand yourself up holding onto the roof of the car or door. Scrape your shoes on the pavement CAREFULLY till you are right above it. You must position your body to where you are facing somewhat backwards. The plan is for you to let go of your grab point wherever it may be on the roof or door and drop yourself on the heels of your foot where the force of the car moving forward and the angle of your body cancels out causing you to instantly smack your head on the ground at the same speed the cars moving. This is an instant death.
