I want to build a BIIG Suicide Machine/device. A BIIG FUCKING DEATH MURDER MACHINE.
This idea came to me while thinking about life...I thought that if I might kill myself in a year or two I should be able to build the most ingenious device to ever kill yourself with. Ideally, a device makes it easier for you to fight the survival instinct.
I thought about a guillotine, too medieval. What about a modern, timer-equipped guillotine where you fall asleep beneath it and never wake up? The scene left behind will be nothing short of traumatizing the life and soul of everyone that watched you. Well, sounds good.
But I don't want to give my parents a stroke and you can't carry a guillotine in a car so that's a no go.
How about a nitrogen pod like the one shown in articles online. Maybe a homemade one, from plastic pipes, cellophane and a plastic bathtub.
Make it almost airtight, get in comfortably, go to sleep.
I haven't quit this idea completely, but it requires too much nitrogen and a lot can go wrong. Maybe if you could make it on a smaller scale like a head-chest set then it could be something to look into.
How about a remote controlled device that strangled you to death by tightening a rope around your neck making you instantly pass out and die. Well, I'm thinking this is the right path to walk on. Something along these lines.
So do you know of any such suicide devices one can buy? Any cool ideas of your own? Let's talk about it. We need to use our minds toghether to create the perfect suicide machine.
So:
This idea came to me while thinking about life...I thought that if I might kill myself in a year or two I should be able to build the most ingenious device to ever kill yourself with. Ideally, a device makes it easier for you to fight the survival instinct.
I thought about a guillotine, too medieval. What about a modern, timer-equipped guillotine where you fall asleep beneath it and never wake up? The scene left behind will be nothing short of traumatizing the life and soul of everyone that watched you. Well, sounds good.
But I don't want to give my parents a stroke and you can't carry a guillotine in a car so that's a no go.
How about a nitrogen pod like the one shown in articles online. Maybe a homemade one, from plastic pipes, cellophane and a plastic bathtub.
Make it almost airtight, get in comfortably, go to sleep.
I haven't quit this idea completely, but it requires too much nitrogen and a lot can go wrong. Maybe if you could make it on a smaller scale like a head-chest set then it could be something to look into.
How about a remote controlled device that strangled you to death by tightening a rope around your neck making you instantly pass out and die. Well, I'm thinking this is the right path to walk on. Something along these lines.
So do you know of any such suicide devices one can buy? Any cool ideas of your own? Let's talk about it. We need to use our minds toghether to create the perfect suicide machine.
So:
- Should be painless and comfortable
- Should not be made with illegal materials
- Should be relatively quick if not instant
- Should leave behind a decent looking body
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