Being fucked with

[fieryending]

I suck don't I? My sister's boyfriend told me that there were pizza rolls in the freezer, but there were none there. My sister told me there were snacks in the cupboard earlier too, I checked and there were none there. It honestly makes sense that they would fuck with me, I deserve it don't I?

 

[sadbunny]

Just get them back

 

[fieryending]

Just get them back

by killing myself

 

[Bagger]

Put a pin needle up in their chair first. Get some satisfaction before leaving.

 

[ArtsyDrawer]

by killing myself

Dude, no. That's considered... I forgot how it's called... suggesting the guy kills himself. Tabloids will be all over this shit.

On a more serious note, yeah, I, too would suggest getting back at them in a similar manner.
The human brain is very fucking stupid. With a scarf and a small brush (optimally), I can make you believe your nose is a fucking meter long.
How old are you and how old is your sister? We can discuss small, but annoying pranks that are (should be, at least) harmless by law but equally hurtful.

 

[fieryending]

Dude, no. That's considered... I forgot how it's called... suggesting the guy kills himself. Tabloids will be all over this shit.

On a more serious note, yeah, I, too would suggest getting back at them in a similar manner.
The human brain is very fucking stupid. With a scarf and a small brush (optimally), I can make you believe your nose is a fucking meter long.
How old are you and how old is your sister? We can discuss small, but annoying pranks that are (should be, at least) harmless by law but equally hurtful.

I don't really feel good about playing pranks on her because of all she has done for me so far. She paid out of pocket to fly me out here and she buys me food. Shes 18 and im 20. What are some good pranks tho?

 

[DetachedDreamer97]

Perhaps adding some denatonium benzoate (most bitter compound known to man) in their food or drink or skatole (smells like shit being that it's the essence of shit) in their shampoo or body wash would suffice as the perfect means to get revenge. Both are available on ebay for a low price.

Or... Spray her room with "liquid ass".

 

[Life+me=error]

I suck don't I? My sister's boyfriend told me that there were pizza rolls in the freezer, but there were none there. My sister told me there were snacks in the cupboard earlier too, I checked and there were none there. It honestly makes sense that they would fuck with me, I deserve it don't I?

Damn, this had me shocked. They know your greatest weaknesses maaan. Snacks!! It's over now for you.. They got you bro.. Stay strong. There is a life outside snacks you can get over this addiction.

 

[Wreck-it-Riley]

My question is, when you confront them do they say they gaslight you? "I never said the snacks where there" and stuff like that? Because that is a lot more than harmless pranking. Very dangerous and has been used to hurt people for a long time. Does she point out that you owe her for taking care of you, or you being older? Kind of sounds like helping out of perceived duty over compassion.

 

[fieryending]

My question is, when you confront them do they say they gaslight you? "I never said the snacks where there" and stuff like that? Because that is a lot more than harmless pranking. Very dangerous and has been used to hurt people for a long time. Does she point out that you owe her for taking care of you, or you being older? Kind of sounds like helping out of perceived duty over compassion.

I haven't confronted them. Honestly I feel like they were pointing out how I'm a fat ass (not fat tho lol, just like food) because I was taking food from her roommates without asking since she has no food in the house. It felt weird hearing her tell me "Theres snacks in the cupboard" and then when I looked later it was still empty. I just brushed it off and didn't think too much about it. Then when I talked to them later, her boyfriend told me "there are pizza rolls in the fridge, you can have 25" and I was like oddly specific but ok. Then I looked in the freezer and it had no sign of pizza rolls, then I realized they were fucking with me. I heard them laughing shortly after and I feel like it was at me. I already feel like shit, way to make me feel better. Especially when I'm hungry too. Kms

 

[ronigail9]

Ouch that is fucking mean I'm sorry you are experiencing this

 

[Sweet emotion]

I hope this isn't the reason you want to kill yourself.

 

[Disintegration]

Sounds like a somewhat toxic environment. I don't like people who behave that way. It sounds like they have issues they are projecting. Best thing you can do is to try and rise above that sort of thing. I would ignore them and try to focus on something else.

 

[Corraled]

Some pranking both ways is funny, constant one-sided pranking is bullying

 

[Rachel74]

I hope this isn't the reason you want to kill yourself.

Me too!

 

[fieryending]

I hope this isn't the reason you want to kill yourself.

Not the reason, just made me feel bad

 

[neilo99]

Not the reason, just made me feel bad

Maybe SN in their salt and pepper pots?

 

[fieryending]

Maybe SN in their salt and pepper pots?

I'd prefer SN in my stomach

 

[CursedForDisaster]

I'd prefer SN in my stomach

It may be hard but it sounds like you need to come out to your sister and tell her that you're going through a rough patch and the one sided jokes aren't helping you, they're just kicking dirt in the wound. It won't hurt to have a calm one to one, I'm sure she'll understand or at least try to.

 

[fieryending]

It may be hard but it sounds like you need to come out to your sister and tell her that you're going through a rough patch and the one sided jokes aren't helping you, they're just kicking dirt in the wound. It won't hurt to have a calm one to one, I'm sure she'll understand or at least try to.

I feel kinda dumb. Her boyfriend came out to the kitchen earlier and made pizza rolls and I was like wtf? I was sure there was none last night. The bag wasn't totino's so maybe I'm just dumb? or they bought some without me knowing? idk. Feel dumb

 

[CursedForDisaster]

I feel kinda dumb. Her boyfriend came out to the kitchen earlier and made pizza rolls and I was like wtf? I was sure there was none last night. The bag wasn't totino's so maybe I'm just dumb? or they bought some without me knowing? idk. Feel dumb

That's okay man, the human mind is bound to have the occasional brain-fart lol Just try to keep that head up and look harder for them pizza rolls next time, 25 of those suckers are yours now!