Method Anything deadly.

[JazzyWolfWhistle]

Please mail me a hand grenade, or cyanide. Send me a surprise gift of deadliness.

 

[Deafsn0w]

i'm pretty sure you didn't read the rules

https://sanctioned-suicide.net/threads/rules-and-faq.4/

 

[JazzyWolfWhistle]

They'll never know. You seem like a nice young person. I bet you have a nuclear explosion you can spAre for a nice old man.

 

[Chinaski]

They'll never know. You seem like a nice young person. I bet you have a nuclear explosion you can spAre for a nice old man.

This sounds uncomfortably sleazy and euphemistic. Still, as good a way to ctb as any.

 

[JazzyWolfWhistle]

China ski let me have a toke ski off that pipe ski of doom ski you're smoking.

 

[worldexploder]

I'd like 1 chewable mini nuke please.

 

[JazzyWolfWhistle]

For here or to go...BOOM?

 

[Dead_Inside]

Please mail me a hand grenade, or cyanide. Send me a surprise gift of deadliness.

Haha .... think you would be out of luck in a forum like this. Anyone here with any of that would be dead.

 

[JazzyWolfWhistle]

Sharing is caring.

 

[Dead_Inside]

Sharing is caring.

Then I need so much care ....

 

[Lifeisatrap]

If only it were as simple as just going to the grocery store to get a euthanasia kit. The closest thing to a utopia in my opinion.