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V0latile

And God decreed, “Coronavirus spread forth!”
Sep 24, 2019
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Since I plan to jump from a bridge, i'll wear the towel like a cape.
 
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HereToday

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Dec 27, 2019
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Looool good thinking. I'll lay a towel on the bed in case I'm one of the lucky few that empties their bowels. Does that count?
 
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GoodPersonEffed

Brevity is my middle name, but my name was TL
Jan 11, 2020
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Title was hilarious.
 
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Sensei

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Nov 4, 2019
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Nice touch. :) Makes me think of The Hitchhiker"s Guide to the Galaxy. Maybe you should get one of those towels which say "Don't panic"?
 
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L'appel du Vide
Jun 27, 2019
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Meanwhile, everyone else is just assuming you were trying to be a superhero.
 
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Daffodil

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Dec 23, 2019
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"What's with this dude and their towel?" Become the most talked about suicide of the town! Think of the headlines!
 
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Despondent

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Dec 20, 2019
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I know this should be taken seriously but I love what you did here!! I want to legit do the same, maybe have it around my wrist or something lol! I'm dead :pfff: This lifted my spirits tonight
Meanwhile, everyone else is just assuming you were trying to be a superhero.
:pfff: yess
I love this idea though
 
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And God decreed, “Coronavirus spread forth!”
Sep 24, 2019
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Meanwhile, everyone else is just assuming you were trying to be a superhero.
LOL it only shows that people don't understand suicide
 
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exhausted

Experienced
Oct 22, 2019
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Actually made me laugh out loud.
 
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Phinleh

Member
Dec 26, 2019
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Now this right here is a frood who really knows where his towel is.
 
porfin1234

porfin1234

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Dec 26, 2019
476
Don't forget your towel!
And my tombstone will say: so long and thanks for all the fish!
Haha
 

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