So... I'm sitting here, rolling cigarettes when I had a sort of "eureka moment": instead of simply covering myself with F and duct tape (I hear these things come off easily, and considering my plan relies on summer-ish time, duct tape will definitely be necessary), why not just either throw the patches into a blender and turn it to max or cut them into small pieces, roll those up, and swallow them.
Both cut or blended, I mean.
Certainly, the blender option means there will be goop of plastic, F, the protective matrix thing, and something like one-ply toilet paper, except made of, I'm guessing, also plastic.
The cutting method would mean I now have a million of smaller pieces instead of, say, 10 full stickers (I haven't actually seen F irl) that I have to unpeel, roll into... well, rolls, and then swallow those. This means plastic, protective matrix, but none of that plastic you need to peel off.
Frankly, my plan, as it stands, is to buy as much F as possible, mummify myself with the stickers, then with duct tape so that the stickers don't fall off. That's plan A.
However, could I achieve a faster, more effecient result with the aforementioned two ideas?
Inner organs absorb stuff more effeciently, I know that much, but no more, unfortunately.
And yes, I'm aware both the tiny rolls of F or the goop is going to taste like shit. Not entirely sure how to prepare for that part. Gargle toothpaste for that minthy flavor?
Both cut or blended, I mean.
Certainly, the blender option means there will be goop of plastic, F, the protective matrix thing, and something like one-ply toilet paper, except made of, I'm guessing, also plastic.
The cutting method would mean I now have a million of smaller pieces instead of, say, 10 full stickers (I haven't actually seen F irl) that I have to unpeel, roll into... well, rolls, and then swallow those. This means plastic, protective matrix, but none of that plastic you need to peel off.
Frankly, my plan, as it stands, is to buy as much F as possible, mummify myself with the stickers, then with duct tape so that the stickers don't fall off. That's plan A.
However, could I achieve a faster, more effecient result with the aforementioned two ideas?
Inner organs absorb stuff more effeciently, I know that much, but no more, unfortunately.
And yes, I'm aware both the tiny rolls of F or the goop is going to taste like shit. Not entirely sure how to prepare for that part. Gargle toothpaste for that minthy flavor?
