TheCrow

TheCrow

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Smilla

Smilla

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Apr 30, 2018
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This is brilliant.

Chocolates, nitrogen, N, SN, a revolver, and a rope—best valentines ever.

Thank you ❤️❤️❤️
 
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TheCrow

TheCrow

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Sep 26, 2018
802
This is brilliant.

Chocolates, nitrogen, N, SN, a revolver, and a rope—best valentines ever.

Thank you ❤️❤️❤️
❤️See? I love you to death, girl! xoxo❤️
 
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JustAboutDone

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Jan 1, 2019
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This is brilliant.

Chocolates, nitrogen, N, SN, a revolver, and a rope—best valentines ever.

Thank you ❤️❤️❤️

Perfect reply!
 
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JustAboutDone

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Jan 1, 2019
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Just noticed the "you're to die for"

Lolll!!!
 
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Angst Filled Fuck Up

Angst Filled Fuck Up

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Sep 9, 2018
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Crow for president! That is, if her constituency is still alive by next year. Here's hoping.
 
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stellabelle

stellabelle

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Dec 14, 2018
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Cute! Thanks
 
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Minudah

Minudah

Stupid
Dec 3, 2018
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This is the best valentine I've ever gotten. Thank you. Now if only I could have those things irl, I don't have access to any except the rope and that keeps failing
 
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felix

felix

Experienced
Jan 25, 2019
257
This is the best valentine I've ever gotten. Thank you. Now if only I could have those things irl, I don't have access to any except the rope and that keeps failing
Why does it fail?
 
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VoloFataliDoce

VoloFataliDoce

The World Is Quiet Here
Jan 23, 2019
114
This is awesome! Thank you for a good laugh.
 
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Minudah

Minudah

Stupid
Dec 3, 2018
1,355
Why does it fail?
I'm trying to compress my carotid arteries. I have a thin neck and no Adam's apple so it isn't working, but it's the only thing I have access to
 
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felix

felix

Experienced
Jan 25, 2019
257
I'm trying to compress my carotid arteries. I have a thin neck and no Adam's apple so it isn't working, but it's the only thing I have access to
Believe I was compressing jugulars cuz my body was convulsing when I stood up
 
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lemmeeleev

lemmeeleev

Still here
Nov 29, 2018
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Best Valentine's gift I've ever received. Not like that's hard though, I've never gotten anything for Valentine's day lol.
 
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TheCrow

TheCrow

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Sep 26, 2018
802
Best Valentine's gift I've ever received. Not like that's hard though, I've never gotten anything for Valentine's day lol.
❤️❤️Well, this and lots of love from me and everyone at SS! xoxo ❤️❤️
 
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agreement

agreement

Mage
Mar 26, 2018
544
Thanks!
 
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Minudah

Minudah

Stupid
Dec 3, 2018
1,355
Believe I was compressing jugulars cuz my body was convulsing when I stood up
Convulsing? Oh wow, I'm glad I haven't had that happen. I've had a bunch of times where I had the rope over my carotids but I only had signs of compressing jugulars.
 
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Broken

Paragon
Dec 7, 2018
930
Image Haha can you believe this is a card you could actually buy back in the 50's! That'd be cruel to send that to somone unless it was a joke
 
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Kimineero

Kimineero

Member
Feb 13, 2019
8
The only valid Valentines gift
Thank you for the laugh, this is just.. gold.
 
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Jan 1, 2019
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Johnnythefox

Johnnythefox

Que sera sera
Nov 11, 2018
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Here's a fucking Valentine,
I'll be yours if you'll be mine,

Why don't we set a date,
I might be dead, so don't be late,

I'll give you roses full of thorns,
And I'll wear my Satan's horns,

We can visit the undertaker,
And I'll help you meet your maker.
 
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CFLoser

CFLoser

I fcking hate myself
Dec 5, 2018
611
<3
 
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Jen Erik

Jen Erik

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Oct 12, 2018
637
Thanks. I love it.
 
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TheCrow

TheCrow

Invisible Spirit
Sep 26, 2018
802
Here's a fucking Valentine,
I'll be yours if you'll be mine,

Why don't we set a date,
I might be dead, so don't be late,

I'll give you roses full of thorns,
And I'll wear my Satan's horns,

We can visit the undertaker,
And I'll help you meet your maker.
yesssssssssss
 
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Charlotte The Carrot

Charlotte The Carrot

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Feb 14, 2019
20
Good edit :3
 
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WhiteRabbit

WhiteRabbit

I'm late, i'm late. For a very important date.
Feb 12, 2019
1,388
It took me way too long to figure out what the green thing is.
 
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