Method A humorous method from Ashweb

[Shadowplay]

35. JUMPING OFF BRIDGES (slice and dice with piano wire)

Time:
9.87 ms-2; 4 to 10 meters; calculate it yourself!

Available:
Rope, pianowire and a high bridge.

Certainty:
Fairly certain

Notes:
Never been tried. Can also be used with a fairly high
building, but then the art-motive will disappear.
Cut the rope and wire in various lengths. Each length
must not be longer than the height of the bridge.
Tie one end of the ropes and wires to the bridge Tie the
other part of the ropes to different bodyparts like
thigh, calves, torso etc. Then tie the pianowires around
your joints. (Don't forget your genitals..)
When you jump various parts of you body are whipped away
by the pianowire nooses, and your bits are held up by the
ropes swaying in the breeze. If you to this right you
should end up with just your torso hanging by it's neck
above the sea, highway, ground.
Do it with friends, and call it art.

I like the last line - hence emphasis added. Source

 

[fox_wannabe]

Read through It. Suicide by nuke is my favorite, I am looking for willing and cooperating government with nukes.

I can volunteer in North Korean nuke test and I can be the first western man to die from nuclear explosion and serve as a warning to west. I always thought capitalism is inferior system anyway, so if you want to blow shit up, just hit me up and blow me the fuck up. Fuck I think we could organize like a one way trip with all of suicidal buddies here and like swim together into the middle of nuclear test and be done with our existence once and for all.

 

[Shadowplay]

I dig capitalism, but other wise I like your thinking.

 

[fox_wannabe]

I dig capitalism, but other wise I like your thinking.

Gucci! I will mail north Korean embassy

 

[Shadowplay]

Whut??

 

[fox_wannabe]

Whut??

You heard me. Pack your stuff. We going on a trip

 

[Shadowplay]

Now you're talking.

 

[fox_wannabe]

Contact Us

www.northkoreaintheworld.org

We doing It ?

 

[Shadowplay]

Group trip!

 

[hanax.]

You heard me. Pack your stuff. We going on a trip

allow my presence to accompany you, good sir. would've been a more entertaining death in history of mankind.

 

[fox_wannabe]

allow my presence to accompany you, good sir. would've been a more entertaining death in history of mankind.

I really didn't mail North Korea. No balls... I know.