Games Ruin A Date in 6 words or Less

[strawb12]

I fucked your sister/brother

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

I always sleep with my Gun.

 

[SlenderM]

so what's your favorite blood type?

 

[alphaomega]

My parents are siblings.

 

[Sapphire]

I already named our future children.

 

[H.O.Xan]

I'm a nympho.

 

[BlazingBob]

Pull my finger

 

[_Alfarooq_]

"Can I marry you? I'm bored."

 

[alphaomega]

Should my penis smell like this?

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

I am not a short king !!!

 

[Seered Doom]

I'm sorry, you're not my type

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

NEXT ....

 

[alphaomega]

Did you bring your daughter?

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

I'm cool with us being 1st cousins.

 

[alphaomega]

That's my parent's surname too!

 

[JustBreathing]

Showering once a month isn't normal?

 

[DangerLime]

Wait, this is a "date"?

 

[MDMA]

Im a NEET

 

[alphaomega]

Just call me Russell.

 

[Seered Doom]

Are you sure you like me?

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

What are your thoughts on prenups ???

 

[chuerdhmproton]

I don't do sex before marriage

 

[alphaomega]

Have you had anal warts?

 

[Alyra]

Maybe you should try a salad

 

[alphaomega]

You look like Lizzo.

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

I brought my cats along...

 

[Sandboard]

I'm depressed

 

[littlelungs]

Hey, wanna smell something weird?

 

[narval]

Say hello to my little friend

 

[losing altitude]

I've been released for an hour.