You ever wish someone would do the job for you

[CatLove56]

Of course like everything else in life you have to do it yourself. Wish some nut case would put me out of my misery

 

[Mors927]

All the time, but with a twist... I wish someone would say something so vile and horrific about me (you know send me abusive messages), basically something that would give the willpower to finally CTB.

 

[ClownMe]

I actually had this crazy plan a while back to hire a hitman to kill me in my sleep with a few gunshots to the head and id tell them not to tell me when it was coming so i would never know when my time was up.

It sounds like a good plan but from what ive read most hitmen on the internet are undercover cops, scams or just utterly useless.

 

[lmplsss]

Yes, legally by a medical professional, in my bedroom, under anesthesia, with my family's approval.

 

[WornOutLife]

I watched a movie called "Click" some years ago (Adam Sandler is the MC) and it was awesome because there was this "auto-pilot mode" option in which basically all the annoying stuff of life such as working, studying, etc was automatically done and you just enjoyed the funniest moments such as partying, having sex, getting drunk, etc lol.

I would really like to experience that or have another person to do all the boring and annoying life stuff for me!

 

[I-can-only-imagine]

Y

I watched a movie called "Click" some years ago (Adam Sandler is the MC) and it was awesome because there was this "auto-pilot mode" option in which basically all the annoying stuff of life such as working, studying, etc was automatically done and you just enjoyed the funniest moments such as partying, having sex, getting drunk, etc lol.

I would really like to experience that or have another person to do all the boring and annoying life stuff for me!

Yep - adulting sucks

 

[DunnoWhyButYeah]

No, probably that someone first rape and torture me (just my luck) and maybe don't even kill me so I don't like that idea.
I have hoped I wouldn't wake up from the surgeries so that's pretty similar thing. If assisted suicide would be possible by some trusted company then I could want that.

 

[JustAMatterOfTime]

Same, when I go walking around in woods it would be a gift for someone to strangle me as long as they know how to do it nicely and squeeze from the sides.

 

[nightnightnitrite]

All the time): It just seems so much easier and fool proof then doing it yourself. I don't live in the best area and somebody got gunned down broad daylight 20 ft from my apartment window two days ago and I can't help but wish that was me. I feel bad because I'm sure they didn't want their life taken but it's like why couldn't that have been me? Just the wrong place at the wrong time.

 

[MoreThanAFeeling]

Serial Killer reading this thread



Edit: Stop sending me PM's. I am not a serial Killer.

 

[Anonymous_A]

Yeah.
Damn, how easy everything would be if I was unaware of SN.
Somebody telling me

"ay bro! Bet you your life that you can't drink this sat water and keep it down"

...momma ain't raise no bitch

 

[TooConscious]

I often wondered about being a murder victim. If someone wants to kill you and is trained they will achieve it as quickly and efficiently as possible.

 

[BlankUser]

Yeah I actually thought about hiring a hitman to kill me. But!!!! I have no money. And there's a huge risk. What if he decides to torture me etc, or do a half-assed job:(

 

[Leiden]

Absolutely, and ide prefer it to be fast, and painless, obviously. Don't want someone hacking up my body, while half dead, after torturing me for a week.

 

[FuneralCry]

I don't want to go that way. I would do the whole assisted dying thing if that was avaliable as an option or I would die in some kind of accident. So in a way I would like other people involved so I don't have to ctb myself but not murder.

 

[wanttodie]

me to I actually thought about hiring a hitman to kill me.

 

[Tortured_empath]

I'm not sure how I'd react.

 

[Celerity]

For sure

 

[Pen>Sword]

I wish there's an underground suicide service. I'd pay $3,000 for quick, painless and reputable ones. N and SN are illegal to obtain, might as well go through some underground suicide services.

 

[SuicidallyCurious]

I watched a movie called "Click" some years ago (Adam Sandler is the MC) and it was awesome because there was this "auto-pilot mode" option in which basically all the annoying stuff of life such as working, studying, etc was automatically done and you just enjoyed the funniest moments such as partying, having sex, getting drunk, etc lol.

I would really like to experience that or have another person to do all the boring and annoying life stuff for me!

Lol.... but didn't you kinda miss the point of the movie . The guy was skipping all the entertaining stuff just so he could get to the big consumer purchase or promotion . In the end he ended up obese , family hated him, etc. which is what happens to most of the Americans anyway

 

[WornOutLife]

Lol.... but didn't you kinda miss the point of the movie . The guy was skipping all the entertaining stuff just so he could get to the big consumer purchase or promotion . In the end he ended up obese , family hated him, etc. which is what happens to most of the Americans anyway

Yeah, but that was because he started overusing the auto-pilot mode lol.

 

[LifeQuitter2018]

No need to involve another person. I just wish to die in my sleep due to sudden cardiact arrest. That's all.

 

[the_final_countdown]

There was a serial killer that used to kill prostitutes in motels.

He'd strangle them to death.

He talks about how he killed this one prostitute who didn't fight back at all, even as he strangled her. He understood then that she basically wanted to die.

And did so.

 

[noname223]

I wait for an accident to happen. Just a car crash and a very quick death. But it is very unlikely :(

 

[S like suicide]

Yes,if someone shot me in the head several times it would be perfect

 

[MindFrog]

I've always wanted to play Russian roulette. You know, just pose a dumb kid who wanted to get quick cash from the bets. I honestly just want a revolver.

But knowing my luck I'd be the last to die.

 

[JustAMatterOfTime]

I've always wanted to play Russian roulette. You know, just pose a dumb kid who wanted to get quick cash from the bets. I honestly just want a revolver.

But knowing my luck I'd be the last to die.

trick is to play with a semi automatic I think

 

[WaterHemlock]

Jim Butcher wrote a book where he tried to kill his main character off that way, the character was shot by someone hired by himself.

There's probably not a lot of kind, sensitive gentle serial killers around, though.

I know Ive hoped for something out of my hands to happen so that family and friends won't have the added burden of suicide. I always get a little disappointed when I go to the doctor and they say Im perfectly healthy. Well, for a given value of healthy, anyway.

 

[Storm225]

All the time! I'm holding out for a kangaroo to jump onto the road and I swerve to save the poor animal and crash and kill myself instead

Also that way my death would be 'accidental' and not 'intentional' so it wouldn't be like "oh could we have saved her"

Little would they know I hired that kangaroo...

 

[Some1's_Wasted_Fetus]

All the time. Last night I imagined my neighbor offing themself with a high enough caliber bullet that it travels through the wall and pierces my skull in my sleep ending me immediately. A guy can dream. Hitman are too expensive and I don't have money like that. Serial killers probably don't have empathy and won't choose the quickest/painless method