WHY DOES EVERY ATTEMPT TO DIE FAIL??? WHY IS NOBODY THERE WHY

[Zristal]

Why is nobody there i want to die i tried jumping in the road i tried hanging i tried drowning im going to keep trying to run into traffic if that doesnt work ill call the cops and have them kill me that way i want to die now i want to die now i want to die now i want to DIE

 

[idksympxthy]

Calling the cops would probably just make that a lot harder for you to accomplish if they can detain you successfully. Idk but thats just what i think from seeing COPS and bodycam footage. Cops can be storng AF. that is assuming that they cant use lethal force until you've posed a threat to THEM and even then it'd have to be a life threatening threat. try not to think so rash about this, your life has so much more value than this OP

 

[Zristal]

Calling the cops would probably just make that a lot harder for you to accomplish if they can detain you successfully. Idk but thats just what i think from seeing COPS and bodycam footage. Cops can be storng AF. that is assuming that they cant use lethal force until you've posed a threat to THEM and even then it'd have to be a life threatening threat. try not to think so rash about this, your life has so much more value than this OP

I want them to shoot me i will pull out a knife do anything

 

[idksympxthy]

I want them to shoot me i will pull out a knife do anything

You'd force someone to take your life like that? not judging but think abt this. thats a lot to weigh on a person's conscience. they won't know how you're feeling. there has to be a better way, OP

 

[Zristal]

You'd force someone to take your life like that? not judging but think abt this. thats a lot to weigh on a person's conscience. they won't know how you're feeling. there has to be a better way, OP

I dont like cops anyway

 

[idksympxthy]

I dont like cops anyway

oh ok

 

[tend a dead garden]

CTB by cop a American only method. Try that in the UK and you just get a good kicking :(

 

[idksympxthy]

CTB by cop a American only method. Try that in the UK and you just get a good kicking :(

The concept of British Police disarming someone should not be that funny to me

 

[insectontrial]

The concept of British Police disarming someone should not be that funny to me

I mean, we *do* have firearms officers, it's just not all of our police officers carry, like they do across the pond.

The beat bobbies where I live all carry Tasers.

 

[idksympxthy]

I mean, we *do* have firearms officers, it's just not all of our police officers carry, like they do across the pond.

The beat bobbies where I live all carry Tasers.

you dont understand... even them being called beat bobbies... like yo frying me lmao

 

[tend a dead garden]

british police, i mean it's only fair that dim witted, racist wankers get to have a job too. Whats the collective term for alot of police? A "cunt" of police, a "cuntrag" of police...bunch of knuckle dragging, uniborwed fuckwits

 

[insectontrial]

you dont understand... even them being called beat bobbies... like yo frying me lmao

I get it, I really do. I feel like there must be some sort of conspiracy theory that British people and their accents/dialects are not real. If there is, I can't say I'm surprised!

But yes if you live in the UK suicide by cop is… not a method. You are more likely to get an electric shock from a Taser which you will just feel very confused and dazed about afterwards.

 

[tend a dead garden]

you dont understand... even them being called beat bobbies... like yo frying me lmao

beat bobbies sounds like a failed hip hop act from the early 1990's

 

[idksympxthy]

I get it, I really do. I feel like there must be some sort of conspiracy theory that British people and their accents/dialects are not real. If there is, I can't say I'm surprised!

But yes if you live in the UK suicide by cop is… not a method. You are more likely to get an electric shock from a Taser which you will just feel very confused and dazed about afterwards.

im kinda curious now tho... how many beat bobby tasers does it take to kill someone or how high would the voltage need to be on one to even be lethal?

 

[tend a dead garden]

im kinda curious now tho... how many beat bobby tasers does it take to kill someone or how high would the voltage need to be on one to even be lethal?

hmmm i reackon if we got a little circles on the beat bobbies freestyling and each with a taser, the group could zap us to death quite easly , i'd say 6 beat bobbies beatboxing bringing berverement by bear voltage should do it! . Dying to shite beatboxxing...it's a novel emthod to CTB

 

[insectontrial]

im kinda curious now tho... how many beat bobby tasers does it take to kill someone or how high would the voltage need to be on one to even be lethal?

I'm afraid that is not my area of expertise but a single Taser alone wouldn't kill you. It just has to briefly immobilise the person. And they only really do that if you are being violent. In the UK we have more of a knife crime problem than gun violence, and if a police officer saw someone coming towards them with a knife, they've got time to Taser them before anything happens. Completely different story in the US, of course, where all kinds of people carry firearms for all kinds of reasons.

 

[idksympxthy]

hmmm i reackon if we got a little circles on the beat bobbies freestyling and each with a taser, the group could zap us to death quite easly , i'd say 6 beat bobbies beatboxing bringing berverement by bear voltage should do it! . Dying to shite beatboxxing...it's a novel emthod to CTB

To CBT to BRITISH beatboxxing... my Black ancestors simply wouldnt allow it *starts beatboxxing back to counter the bobbies*

 

[tend a dead garden]

I'm afraid that is not my area of expertise but a single Taser alone wouldn't kill you. It just has to briefly immobilise the person. And they only really do that if you are being violent. In the UK we have more of a knife crime problem than gun violence, and if a police officer saw someone coming towards them with a knife, they've got time to Taser them before anything happens. Completely different story in the US, of course, where all kinds of people carry firearms for all kinds of reasons.

in alot of places in the UK if you just say "good morning" you can be up for abit of a stabbing. I could CTB with ease if i went to the 24 hours Mcdonalds at 1am and called the large grouos of chavs " a bunch of poofs". I would resemble a Temu pincushion within minutes
its dawn now , i fear i will need another 30mg of valium. I can't get the mental picture of of beatboxxing bobbies ineffectually trying to end ones existance ...i take this as an improvment of my life. Thus, I'm glad i came back on the site
was cool talking with you , i need to try and sleep sadly, have a good day all! My eyes feel like there melting and look at red as the devils dick. So to sleep hpwfully can.

 

[Harrier]

I dont like cops anyway

A lot of us don't like cops.

Those guys are trained to stop people, not kill.

Your chosen methods seem impulsive, which I understand is an outgrowth of your pain.

Please think this through.

 

[insectontrial]

in alot of places in the UK if you just say "good morning" you can be up for abit of a stabbing. I could CTB with ease if i went to the 24 hours Mcdonalds at 1am and called the large grouos of chavs " a bunch of poofs". I would resemble a Temu pincushion within minutes
its dawn now , i fear i will need another 30mg of valium. I can't get the mental picture of of beatboxxing bobbies ineffectually trying to end ones existance ...i take this as an improvment of my life. Thus, I'm glad i came back on the site
was cool talking with you , i need to try and sleep sadly, have a good day all! My eyes feel like there melting and look at red as the devils dick. So to sleep hpwfully can.

This made me chuckle. That probably would be a good way to die in certain parts of London

Sleep well! Was a pleasure talking to you too.

 

[PanaxMan]