Why do you do it?

[motel rooms]

Do you masturbate despite the fact that Jesus can see it or precisely because you know he's watching you?

 

[OrcWitch]

I only have gay sex in the missionary position with the lights off, the way god intended. Jesus approves

 

[Amumu]

To be entirely honest I'd like to fuck Allah in the ass, but we can't have everything, can we.

 

[Ringo]

"Man give me some privacy, because things like these Longinus didn't impale you in a pleasant way".

 

[narval]

Wait. Jesus sees me? This means that i can confess my sins meanwhile i'm doing that?

 

[motel rooms]

I only have gay sex in the missionary position with the lights off, the way god intended. Jesus approves

He approves because he can see in the dark.

 

[callme]

He approves because he can see in the dark.

Anathema! Whip yourself 40 times while awkwardly standing in front of an altar

 

[Sherri]

No comments…..sigh

 

[Snake of Eden]

You so obsessed with him. It is about time to move on. Jesus Christ (smh)…

 

[motel rooms]

"Man give me some privacy, because things like these Longinus didn't impale you in a pleasant way".

The name Longinus derives from the Latin "longus" = "long, extended, large". It would've been impossible for him to make the first impalement pleasant.

 

[Ashu]

Like Marcus Aurelius, to relieve the burden.

 

[Silenos]

I'm a celibate virgin, so no.

 

[Wrennie]

He approves because he can see in the dark.

So just like Santa Claus then?

 

[motel rooms]

You so obsessed with him. It is about time to move on. Jesus Christ (smh)…

I can't move on, that would be a major sin. The Lord commands me to obsessively worship His Son with everything I have. My soul was murdered, so I have to do it with my sinful body. Also, every Catholic boy in my country is told that Jesus watches him when he chokes the chicken, it's not like I'm making anything up.

No comments…..sigh

That's a comment. *sigh* Remember to say a prayer for all the poor pedophile priests the next time you visit Fatima.

 

[callme]

The name Longinus derives from the Latin "longus" = "long, extended, large". It would've been impossible for him to make the first impalement pleasant.

#16 and #17 please see here

 

[motel rooms]

Wait. Jesus sees me? This means that i can confess my sins meanwhile i'm doing that?

Of course. Why else do you think he watches you? He's not some kind of perv!

 

[lostundead]

He's not some kind of perv!

"A young man, wearing nothing but a linen garment, was following Jesus. When they seized him, he fled naked, leaving his garment behind." -Mark 14:51-52

You sure about that?

 

[Torschlusspanik]

The actual question is whether or not he enjoys watching: would that make him a voyeur of some kind? If that were the case, I would have found something in common with Jesus, enlightening.

 

[motel rooms]

I'm a celibate virgin, so no.

Jesus does not love you.

 

[TheAmazingCriswell]

 

[motel rooms]

So just like Santa Claus then?

That fatass? Jesus is pure beefcake, baby.


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[Wrennie]

That fatass? Jesus is pure beefcake, baby.


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[Foresight]

I masturbate with Jesus in mind

 

[Feeding Pigeons]

We need to go further back to the Romans and Greeks to get to gods that I'd fuck.

 

[settheory]

LOL (LOVE Our Lord)

 

[KuriGohan&Kamehameha]

when jesus finds you, does he find the clit as well?

 

[Torschlusspanik]

We need to go further back to the Romans and Greeks to get to gods that I'd fuck.

Mars making good use of his long spear for once?

 

[Feeding Pigeons]

Mars making good use of his long spear for once?

Well actually I was thinking of taking Persephone as Hades watched in the corner, like the bitch he is.

 

[Wrennie]

when jesus finds you, does he find the clit as well?

Slayed me