Which Veg Is It?

[Soul]

People around here often say we dread beoming vegetables. But what vegetable is it that you fear becoming?

 

[not_a_robot]

I'm definitely already a c-word. Cruciferous or cucumber or cauliflower. I am all of the c-words.
Ask anybody.
I feel like this poll is exclusionary to people who are fruits and nuts.

 

[Soul]

I'm definitely already a c-word. Cruciferous or cucumber or cauliflower. I am all of the c-words.
Ask anybody.
I feel like this poll is exclusionary to people who are fruits and nuts.

Nuts are welcome under the legume banner, and fruits have the tomato-avocado-pumpkin option.

And we are well aware of your inimitable c-wordiness, sweetie.

 

[262653]

I feel like it has to be the variety of soil grown goods at kindergarten so I'm a bit confused with choice... I'll make it a potato because potato looks silly. it reminds of a livestock whose sole purpose of growing up is to get leeched off and devoured.

 

[Scribble Fan]

Oh the never ending horrors of turning into a pumpkin keep me up at night.

 

[inconsequential]

Vegetable that is actually a fruit. Specifically, a pumpkin. Orange, Halloween-y, secretly kinda gay.

 

[Dead beat dad]

People around here often say we dread beoming vegetables. But what vegetable is it that you fear becoming?

I already have the personality, fortitude, intellect and bouquet of wilted spinach so it kind of seems fitting
DBD

 

[Angst Filled Fuck Up]

If I became an eggplant I'd probably just jerk myself off all day. Mind you what's new.

 

[SinisterKid]

sic

 

[sólstafir]

A carrot, so I can commit suicide with the help of rabbit.

 

[Scribble Fan]

This may be my favorite thread lmao.

 

[Oblivion Lover]

I took a personality test to show which veg I am, and it says I am a cauliflower (ugh)... I must admit it makes sense, though, since I hate cauliflower, which means I hate myself. Very accurate.

 

[Morphinekiss]

I have dreams a lot that I'm a talking potato, so I think that's some foreshadowing there.

 

[Jen0804]

i am a sprout- nobody can stand me

 

[Soul]

i am a sprout- nobody can stand me

I can! I can! Let me count the ways!