Which features could a potential premium membership of this forum have? $$$

[noname223]

I am still very desperate for money. Despite my warnings to stop posting threads noone of the staff started negotiations with in order to pay me a minimum wage for all the work I put in my posts. So I think I also have to do the work of inventing a business model that works. Let's do brainstorming.

I had some ideas but I am scared of bad taste/inappropriate jokes so I cannot do like 80% of the jokes I have in mind for example on making ad deals.

I think I will kill myself due to poverty how can I make this useless talent to post infinite somewhat creative threads into money?

One could make a paywall in front of top tier content. One could make a meet and greet with the moderators the media would love that. Lol. The forum could actually produce merchandise. An English yellow press outlet once pretended that falsely. They could make verified accounts and ask the users for 8 bucks per month for it. I think only real geniuses could come up with such a brilliant idea. The forum could start to produce N themselves would be a great way for the forum to ctb itself. This would actually be the downfall. One could make a crises hotline. Average people could call members of this forum. And the idea behind that is: the members explain their own personal issues to the people who call the number and all the normies will feel relieved that they are at least not that fucked up mentally and physically as most of us on here. We could produce misery porn. Extreme nihilism, pure pain, self-hatred, self-loathing. But who would actually want to watch that? Maybe it would be at least real, relatable and honest in contrast to most social media outlets.

Not all these jokes were very good I know. I hope noone is offended by that black humor it is for me a way to cope with my suicidality. And with my daily extreme anxiety about poverty.

 

[Forever Sleep]

Have you thought about creating a blog or something? I don't know- I'm not really in to all that but- don't people get money from adverts on blogs- like they do on YouTube etc?

You produce interesting content here but to be honest- so do other people. If anyone should be paid, I think it should be our mods but I get the impression maybe they do this for free. Bless them.

But yeah- I think most of the things we would actually value for a premium membership would be illegal!

 

[noname223]

Have you thought about creating a blog or something? I don't know- I'm not really in to all that but- don't people get money from adverts on blogs- like they do on YouTube etc?

You produce interesting content here but to be honest- so do other people. If anyone should be paid, I think it should be our mods but I get the impression maybe they do this for free. Bless them.

But yeah- I think most of the things we would actually value for a premium membership would be illegal!

I think it is pretty difficult to get a somewhat good income from a blog. It is more of a joke.
I think the sole option to get an income for shitting my opinion on the internet was if I betrayed my political ideals and became a right-wing influencer on youtube.